One year after the conclusion of the Holy Grail War known as Heaven's Game and its sister game of the same name, a new grail war has begun less than a year later.
"That was great. Far better than before." I said, "Well I've had a lot of practice." Archer said, "What! With who? Your left hand?" I said, "Maybe I've been with Rin." he said, "She is a child!" I said, "She's twenty-two Medea. Anyway, I think we should get married." he said, "W-What? Shirou, where is this coming from?" I asked, "It was actually (y/n)'s idea. He made you a ring with alchemy and told me that I'd know what to do with it. Side note we need to stop letting him watch so much anime." he said as he handed me a ring.
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"So are we just going to do everything our son says again?" I joked, "I guess we are." he said, "Well then Shirou Emiya, my sweet boy, it's about time you proposed." I said, "So that's a yes?" he said, "Yes, Shirou, it's a yes. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant. We went at it for what twenty hours or so?" I said, "Oh gods, I'm probably pregnant and we're about to fight Kiara." I said in shock.
"So Caster we need to talk. Look I really like you and it's not you, it's me...I'm engaged now and..." I said, "So we're breaking up?" Caster asked, "Yes." I said, "Cool Imma go. I'm double booked and overdue for a pounding since SOMEONE refused to put out!" she said, "Wait double booked?" I said, "Oh did I not tell you? Yeah (y/n) and I moonlight as performers at local Renaissance Festivals as magicians. It's a good way for him to practice, and I need the money." she said, "For what? You don't buy things." I said, "Yeah, so you know how I've been here for like two weeks? Well, I'd say that I'm in earth-shattering debt to the yakuza if I didn't know that in twenty hours or so we're all going to be dead, so I'm going to party since today is my last day!" she said before she left, "WHAT DID OU DO INVOLVING THE YAKUZA?! CASTER?! CASTER YOU GET BACK HERE AND SAY MORE WORDS!" I shouted. "So how'd the break up go?" Archer asked, "It turned me on more than I expected and she made a very good point. So Shirou, are you ready for round forty-six?" I said.
Rin POV
"Medea, w-what are you doing with that?!" Archer asked, "Bite the pillow, sweet boy." Medea said, "MEDEA THIS IS A BAD TOUCH!" Archer cried, "YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT!" Medea laughed before Archer made high-pitched squeals. "S-Should we help him?" Neo asked, "I don't wanna burst in there and see Saitan getting pegged by the Witch of Colchis, do you?" I said, "N-No, but he...", "Exactly! So shut up and tune out the screaming!" I said.
(y/n) POV
"I raise." I said as I tossed a small bag of inferior versions of Mama's ring on the table, "Where did you get these from, boy?" The Gambler asked, "Made them." I said, "WHO'S READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!" A woman said as she burst loudly into the room.
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