One year after the conclusion of the Holy Grail War known as Heaven's Game and its sister game of the same name, a new grail war has begun less than a year later.
"It's time." I said, "Time for what?" Caster asked, "BEACH DAY!" Rin and (y/n) shouted, "They are so similar it's scary." I said, "But yeah, we're going to the beach. So go get ready." I said.
We took Archer's truck and my car and went to the beach.
(y/n) POV
"(y/n) come here, you need sunblock so you don't burn." Mama said as I looked over at her.
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"What do you think you're doing?" Caster asked as she walked over to us.
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"Lame." I said, "I agree show more skin! Show off a bit!" Mama said, "HAVEN'T EITHER OF YOU PERVERTS HEARD THAT LESS IS MORE?!" Caster said angrily, "HEY LAMEOIDS! GET YOUR BUTTS IN THE WATER!" Rin shouted drawing our attention.
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"Huh, less is more." Mama said, "Hey Medea, we never did teach (y/n) how to swim did we?" Daddy asked, "Nope, let's teach him this time." Mama said sweetly as she put sunblock on me.
Caster POV
I was going to get (y/n) an ice cream with Rin and Archer when someone stopped us, "Hello there you wouldn't happen to have seen a man in a cape, have you?" he asked as we looked at him.
(what everyone else sees)
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(What Caster sees)
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"Scruffy hobo!" I said, "Yeah no we haven't seen a caped loser anywhere. Heck, it's probably just Shirou." Rin said, "Hey take that back." Archer said as we left.
"We're back." I said as I gave (y/n) his ice cream, suddenly we were pulled into a bounded field, "I had a feeling you lot were Servants." a man said as he approached us.
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"THE HOBO!" I hissed, "Caster do you know him or something?" Medea asked, "No, but he's sketchy!" I said as I summoned my staff. "Oh, I'm not here alone my dear." the man said as another man appeared next to me.
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"He's so...hot." I said, "And soon to be dead!" Medea said as she tried to blast Lancer.
(y/n) POV
I placed runes on Caster, Archer, and Mama and prepared for the fight ahead of us. "Does this always happen when you go to the beach?" Rin asked, "Yep." I said, "Fun." she said, "YOU RUINED OUR BEACH TRIP RIDER! I'LL CASTRATE YOU FOR THAT!" Mama shouted angrily, suddenly Rider appeared next to me, "You're probably the most dangerous one here. So you'll have to die first." he said as he pointed his gun at me, "I'm truly sorry my boy." he said as he pulled the trigger. In that instant, my reality marble triggered and Kiara stood behind me holding the bullet, "Who are you, WHO IS SHE?!" Rin shouted, "Good me, you are annoying. You can think of me as little (y/n)'s stand. I'll force him to let me help him whether he wants it or not!" Kiara said as she flicked the bullet into the ground creating a small crater, "Now Blackbeard, how do you wanna die? Slowly or slowly and oh so agonizingly painfully?" she asked with sadistic glee as she grabbed his throat, "(y/n), my sweet boy, go play with the spartan, Mommy wants to torture the coward pirate." she said, "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!" Rin yelled, "If you don't shut up I'll carve out your tongue before I carve a permanent look of terror on your face. Do I make myself clear, little girl?" Kiara said coldly Rin nodded and we went to go help fight Lancer. "Now bite the pillow, Blackbeard!" Kiara said making us sprint away.
"(y/n)! Get back it's dangerous!" Caster shouted, "You look like you've seen hell, what happened?" Mama asked, "Kiara horny." I said in fear, "Oh God!" Mama and Daddy said, "Well with Kiara dealing with him we can kill Lancer." Mama said, suddenly the reality marble shattered and Neo and Saber were standing with Rider's master dead before them. "Sorry were you going to kill him?" Neo asked.
"So you want an alliance?" Caster said, "That's right." Neo said, "Little (y/n) shows great promise as a performer, I'd like to help him survive if not win this war." she said, "Fine, whatever, I'll think about it later, but for now Shirou, (y/n) come with me." Mama said.
Medea POV
"That's it, sweetheart! You're doing so good!" I said as Shirrou helped keep (y/n) above water while I pulled him along. 'I'm finally teaching him how to swim, I don't want this moment to end.' I thought happily.
Kiara POV
"It's a shame, Blackbeard's master died so soon, I was going to have so much fun with him and scratch so many itches." I said frustrated.
