One year after the conclusion of the Holy Grail War known as Heaven's Game and its sister game of the same name, a new grail war has begun less than a year later.
I was reading my parenting book when a bolt of magic energy hit me in the back of my head. It wasn't strong, and it didn't hurt, "So you're up, did you have a nice nap darling?" I said as I turned the page, "Bad Mama!" (y/n) yelled, "Nonsense I'm a fantastic mother." I said, "Debatable." he said, "Darling, I will bend you over my knee and punish you the same way I was." I said, "Witch." he said, "Oh now you're just trying to hurt me." I said, "MASTER!" Caster shouted as she created a barrier around (y/n), suddenly dozens of darts bounced off the barrier. "Assassin is here!" she said as Assassin burst through the window.
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"You are not my targets." Assassin said, "Not happening missy." I said coldly as I prepared to fight. "Adding additional targets. My master will not be pleased." she said, "I DON'T THINK SO ASSASSIN!" a man shouted as he appeared behind Assassin and threw her into the wall. I looked at our would-be hero and was shocked by who was standing there.
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"SATAN!" (y/n) said happily, "Shut up old new Rin!" Archer said, "I suggest you all stand back. I'm about to put this would-be killer to bed, permanently." he said, suddenly music began to play.
"Fitting, but it would be better for Artoria." Archer said, "Die!" Assassin shouted as she lunged at Archer, "Bad choice." Archer said as I transformed into my servant form, "Oh sweet boy if you wanted my aid then you should've said so." I said, "Media I will leave you bloody and crying in pain after penetrating you with a hail of projectiles." Archer said, "I beg your pardon?!" I snapped.
Caster POV
"GET OVER HERE I'M GONNA TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS! YOU WILL BE CONVINCED THAT I WAS HANDCRAFTED BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF JUST TO TORTURE YOU ONCE I'M FINISHED WITH YOU!" Mede shouted angrily as she not only dragged Archer away but Assassin as well, "OH DEAR GOD!" Archer yelled, "OH I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN! I WON'T KILL YOU ARCHER, BUT I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR DEATH! THERE IS NO GOD THAT CAN SAVE YOU FROM ANGRY MOMMY!" Medea shouted, "Okay, Master let's leave before the trauma sets in." I said, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE THAT BIG?!" Assassin cried, "Your mother is human now...I am legitimately terrified of her." I said.
