(y/n) POV
"SATAN! THE DEMON IS IN MY HOUSE!" Rin yelled, "Rin he's my son, not a demon." Archer said annoyed, "Sorry allow me to try again." Rin said as she took a deep breath, "SATAN! THE ANTI-CHRIST IS IN MY LIVING ROOM!" she yelled, "Loud." I said, "I'M THE LOUDEST!" she yelled, "Annoying." I said, "You wanna fight? I'm not afraid to throw down with a four-year-old!" she said, "Yes." I said as I kicked her, "THAT'S IT! ONE HUNDRED PERCENT MAXIMUM NO CHILL!" she snapped as she tried to blast me, but I dodged.
Medea POV
"Why do I get the feeling my son is getting in trouble already?" I said, "Well it could be because I taught him how to teleport." Caster said, "YOU WHAT?!" I snapped.
(y/n) POV
"ARCHER! WHY CAN HE DO THAT?!" Rin yelled as I teleported above her, "HERO TIME!" I said as I shoved a sock in her mouth, "Huh, someone finally got her to shut up." Daddy said, "HE'S A THREAT!" Rin screamed as I teleported a chair above her, "Shut up!" I said as I dropped it on her.
Medea POV
"So let me get this straight. You taught my son to teleport, one of the most broken powers there is, all because he said he wanted to be a superhero?!" I said, "Pretty much...also because I wanted him to get me more wine quicker." Caster said, "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" I snapped, "Oh relax, his spatial awareness and fourth-dimensional thinking aren't refined to actually use teleportation anywhere other than here." she said, "Have you met my son? He'll find a way. He always finds a way." I said in fear as the phone rang, "Hello?" I said, "He did now. Yeah, it was Caster, don't worry I'm gonna kick her ass." I said, "So there's a spider? I'm confused." I said, "Hello? Shiro? YOU GET BACK HERE AND SAY WORDS WITH YOUR WORD MOUTH DANM YOU!" I snapped, "That bastard hung up on me!" I said angrily, "Why don't you call him and hang up on him." Caster said, "You're mocking me. Don't forget who answers to who in this relationship!" I said, "Wait do people think we're?!" she asked, "For the sake of my son, yes now go buy yourself a ring." I said, "BUT I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" she complained, "I will go get your daughter." I threatened, "Fine." she said as she left.
Caster POV
"I'll go check on (y/n)." I said as I approached Rin's house, suddenly I was dragged into a reality marble, "CASTER KILL THE SPIDER!" (y/n) yelled as he tackled Rin, "Oh that's what he meant!" I said.
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The Witch's Curse (male child reader X mother Medea)
FanfictionOne year after the conclusion of the Holy Grail War known as Heaven's Game and its sister game of the same name, a new grail war has begun less than a year later.
