Fade in to Church shouting at Tex
Church: Fuck Tex! Why did you not tell me I was a fucking Dad!
Tex: Your not his dad Church!
Background blues and reds watching
Church: Is he the son of one of the assholes you slept with and stole my money to sleep with.
Tex: That was one time.
Church: No it was 15 times remember, Jim, Rick and Mark.
Tex: Witch Mark, Mark Denro or Mark Deaz?
Church: Mark Deaz.
Tex: Ya now I remember.
Church: Anyways I am done with this conversation I am going to go, also Tex your more of a bitch then normal
Tex: Then were done?
Church: Ya were done.
Tucker: Man this went for entertaining to depressing.
Church and Tex look at the reds and blues
Tex: Can I kill them.u
Church: No.
Latter the blues, with Tucker holding the weapon of mass destruction
Church: You got this thing where?
Tucker: Right up there.
Will: He fell in a hole and found it.
Church: Sounds like Tucker.
Caboose: So... You went back in time, and didn't change... anything.
Church: Uh yeah, I was just like a, passive observer.
Caboose: I would have tried to save your life. ...From me!
Church: Yeah, I didn't think of that. Hey, Tucker, I don't think it's a good idea that you're keeping that thing.
Tucker: You're just pissed because you don't have one.
Church: No, you must have me confused with Tex. She's been staring at you non-stop since you found that thing.
Cut to Tex staring at the weapon like it's the last piece of cheesecake
Tex: ...That's not true.
Will: Yes it is.
Church: I agree with Will you haven't taken your eyes off it.
Tex: Yes I have
Will: No you haven't.
Church: Then why haven't you looked at me the entire time I've been talkin'?
Tex: I'm looking at you right now. (still looking at the sword)
Church: Nu-hoh you're not!
Tex: I've already seen you. Not too impressed. Plus I am still mad at you.
Will: No surprise.
Church: shut up Will.
Caboose: I would have tried to save Tex, too...
Church: Well I didn't, Caboose. I didn't try to save me, I didn't try to save Tex, and I sure as hell didn't make millions of copies of myself trying to keep the bomb from goin' off.
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