Fade in to the Blues
Tucker: You're trying to tell us that this bomb can talk.
Caboose: I'm not telling you that, he's telling you that.
Will: I can't believe Caboose was right he is never right.
Caboose: Thank you Phill.
Will: Caboose why did you call me Phill my name is Will?
Caboose: Oh Dill
Will: Caboose how are you getting my name wrong you've said it correctly before?
Caboose: I prefer to call you Dill, Will.
Tucker: Ya Dill.
Will: Tucker if you start I am going to kill you. Also because of Caboose's mind I'll just let him call me that.
Andy: Hey! Talking bomb here if your going to talk about someone while I am here talk about me!
Tucker: If you could talk this whole time, then why didn't you just... wait, why'm I talking to a bomb? I'm not doing this.
Will: Ya?
Andy: What, am I not good enough to talk to? Who do you think you are, some kind of "too good to talk to a bomb" type? Oh and I like the name Phill.
Will: Oh don't you start Andy!
Andy: Oh you want to go alright then let's go!
Church: Maybe it's a good idea not to piss off the explosive device.
Tex: I agree.
Will backs away form Andy
Church: I wasn't talking about you Tex.
Tex: Hey, why don't you suck my.
Tucker: Did Gary say anything about the bomb being able to talk?
Church: Uh, just that this whole place is going to be destroyed by us, and that Andy here is probably the thing that does it.
Tucker: Oh. That's not good.
Andy: I don't think so. Bunch of shisnos if ya ask me. And no one did ask me which I find insulting!
Will: Hey no need for the s word we're all friends here.
Church: Alright, alright, calm down Andy, calm down Will calm down to.
Andy: Don't tell me to calm down, I am calm!
Will: Church don't make the bomb more angry.
Church: Caboose, calm this thing down before it has a meltdown.
Andy: (under Church) Look at me! I'm calm!
Caboose: Andy, everyone here is your friend. And no one wants to hurt you.
Andy: Yeah right.
Caboose: Come on Andy, think of a happy place. Now what makes you happy?
Andy: Being in the middle of a huge explosion!
Church: Less happy place Caboose, less happy place!
Caboose: Ah u... think calming thoughts, uh... let's count backwards from ten! Ten, nine, eight-
Will, Tex and Tucker: NO!
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