Fade in to Simmons talking to Sarge from the safe confines of the Warthog
Simmons: Okay, so let me get this straight... they were talking... to the bomb.
Grif: Dude, I don't know. They mentioned something about candles and a bubble bath, and they were playing some kind of a New Age CD. It's like a Yanni fan club meeting.
Alex: Grif That makes no sense.
Grif: Oh I know
Sarge: That makes no sense at all. Did you wanna translate for us Pinky Pants?
Alex: I just said that Sarge.
Donut: My guess is that they're trying to get the bomb to do something for 'em.
Simmons: And all that sweet talk and candles will work on a bomb.
Alex: How do you know it won't upset it.
Donut: It would work on me!
Alex: Of course it would.
Donut: Well for your information it is very soothing thank you very much.
Sarge: Doncha see what they're tryin' to do?
Grif: No. Isn't that the point of this conversation?
Sarge: The Blues are obviously trying to coax the bomb into rearming. They're about to launch an attack. On us!
Alex: Tex built the bomb.
Simmons: So she probably has the button to arm the bomb.
Grif: I have to agree with Alex and Simmons why would they do that?
Sarge: Because they're Blues. Somebody get this kid the manual.
Simmons: Oh-ho, I hate the Blues.
Sarge: That's the spirit Simmons.
Alex: Simmons you are a major kiss-ass to Sarge who doesn't care for you.
Simmons: Y you don't know that r-right Sarge
Sarge: Eh shut up Simmons.
Simmons: I am going to the Jeep to cheek it
Simmons runs of and in the distance crying can be heard Cut to several Lopezes in formation
O'Malley: Hoohoohoohohahaha. And now the hour is at hand. It is time, my robot minions.
Doc: He means robot miniones. Where's your cultural sensitivity?
O'Malley: Oh shut up. At last, we will seize our destiny!
Doc: Do we really have to seize destiny? Can't we just invite it to join our online circle of friends?
O'Malley: Quiet you fool. And quit sending me those invites. They're repulsive. Prepare for battle! We will break upon their fortress like an evil wind!
Doc: Oh.
O'Malley: Crushing our opponents with lightning speed! Attack!
Robot Army: Charge.
The Robot Army starts walking slowly forward
O'Malley: You there, hurry along. And you in the back. You- Lopez, can't you speed them up?
Lopez: [This is their maximum velocity.]
O'Malley: This isn't what I asked for.
Lopez: .[You said you wanted a day of victory. At this speed, they will win in exactly 24 hours.]
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