Food Wars PART 1

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Everyone was hanging out in the castle, just doing their own things.  Then Mario came out of Smg4's area, riding a chair with rocket boost.  "Uh, you know what, I'm not even gonna question it.  This is actually pretty tame for Mario." You say.  You then see Tari and Meggy talking.  For some reason, Tari's holding candy?  She then points to a gnome, and Meggy starts to look conflicted.

Suddenly, Tari gave Meggy the candy.  Meggy hesitantly tried it, and then started cheering.  Mario and Smg4 came back into the castle holding a LOT of pizza.

Mario:

Suddenly Peach came out from her room and claimed she was going on another vacation.  Behind her back, Smg4 and Mario did a big high five.  Peach then turned around, prepared to be angry, only to see everyone was being pretty tame.

Peach:

(Shoutout to TeamFourStar for making this DBZ abridged series)

Peach then turns around and heads out the door.  "AND NO PARTIES" She shouts, slamming the door behind her.  Suddenly, everyone was looking at each other, thinking the same thing.  "LET'S PARTY BITCHES!!" A random gnome said.  Suddenly, party music started playing and everyone was now in the same room.  There are multiple fun activities, such as pinning the tail on the Obama, and piñatas.

"Yo, Shroomy!  You're not doing anything.  Go put the Pizza on the table, would you?" Mario asks.  "Sure thing Mario! No problem!" Shroomy answers, who is then crushed by the sheer amount of pizzas.  "You need some help Shroomy?" You ask.  "Sure, this would greatly help with my teamwork badge!" Shroomy says.  You and Shroomy both carry the pizzas to an empty table.

Suddenly, Tari and Meggy show up to the same table, carrying boxes and bags.  "What are you two doing?" Tari asks.  "Mario told us to put the pizza here." You say.  "Sorry guys, but the main table is for candies and sweets!" Tari says.  "Are you sure, cuz Mario said the pizza goes here." Shroomy informs them.  "Mario's wrong..." Meggy says, looking annoyed.  "You can put anything on pizza, like corn!  Pizza is the superior food!" Rob tells the two.  "I was raised on candy!  And look at me, I turned out just fine!" Luigi says right before his teeth fall out.

Luigi:

"Actually, science tells us fried foods contain more fibre and nutrients, which is important!" Whimpu says.  "I'm gonna need your sources there, cuz that doesn't sound right." You say. "Candy tastes WAAY better!" Boopkins says.  "You're idiots!!!!!" Saiko says.  Suddenly, everyone is either on team pizza, or team candy.  

"Fuck it, TEAM SALAD FOR THE WIN!!!!" The Author says, wearing a giant lettuce leaf.  Everyone looks in disgust at The Author.  "This is why your parents don't love you." You say.  The Author then looks down in shame and leaves the party.  "He wasn't even invited." Tari says.  After that encounter everyone is staring the other side down, until the battle cry happens.

Everyone:

Mario, who was playing pin the tail on the Obama, suddenly removes his blindfold and looks toward everyone.  Seeing the arguing going down, he runs toward everyone, asking why no one is partying.  "The main table is for candies!  Not your greasy fried trash." Meggy shouts.  "DON'T YOU DARE INSULT PIZZA LIKE THAT!!" You shout.  "Don't worry, Mario's got the solution to this." Mario says.  He then walks up to Meggy and Tari and kicks the boxes and bags of candy out of their hands.

Meggy is looking in disbelief at the boxes and bags flying and then hitting the ground.  Mario then sets the pizza on the table.  "Pizza wins." Mario says, doing a little dance.  Hearing that, Meggy only gets angry.  "OH SHIT, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" The gnome says.  Meggy then pulls out a candy themed chainsaw and attacks Mario.  Mario blocks with a chicken wing somehow.  "Looks like it's boys vs girls!" Mario says.  "Umm... excuse me, we're girls and we're on your side!" Saiko says, while glaring glaring at Mario.  "You're girls?" Mario asks before getting kicked to the wall.  "FOOD FIIIIIIGHT!!!!!" Smg4 yells.

Team Pizza is throwing fried food at the enemy team, while Team Candy is throwing candy at their enemy team.  Pizza and candy are flying through the air, causing chaos around the castle.  Rob's using a bow to launch chicken wings at the enemy.  Whimpu is being like a ninja, throwing pizza like throwing knives, one of which hits Axol in the eye.

Axol:

Saiko just straight up throws a grenade at the enemy team.  "AYO, WTF?  THIS IS A FOOD FIGHT, NOT AN ALL OUT WAR!!!" You shout.  No really listened to you though, as Meggy brings out a cannon to shoot candy canes at the enemy.  "Welp, if we're treating this like a war..." You say, shaping a pizza like a sword.  "FALL BACK!!!" Mario shouts.  All of Team Pizza runs upstairs into the hallway.  You look back, sad you didn't get to use your Pizza Sword.

"Shit, this is actually insane, BUT WE WILL NOT LOSE.  So what if Team Candy won the battle? They didn't win the war!" You shout, trying to encourage your team. "That's the spirit Y/n!" Mario shouts.  "I didn't expect to be fighting a literal war when becoming friends with y'all, that's for sure." Belle states.

You all set up camp in the clock room, preparing to take back the party room.  "Well, certainly wasn't expecting all of this from a first date." Belle jokes.  "Well, when you hang out with these guys, you never know what to expect, that's for sure." You say, playing along with the joke.  "Wait, you two are dating??" Smg4 asks.  "Oh right, we forgot to tell everyone." You say, chuckling.

Mario:

You and Belle then kick Mario into the main party area, where he got blasted by candy bombs.  You all then rest for the night, ready for a big battle the next day.

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