*One sunset, in Octo Valley, the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie were putting on their coats, getting ready to walk home.*
Marie: Welp, that was a pointless day.
Callie: What do you mean, it was pretty eventful to me!
Marie: Cal, we went on one mission, but found nothing, so we just sat on the couch and watch TV, while Agent 3 did research.
Callie: Oh c'mon! Sure, the mission was a bust, but we still had fun watching TV! Right, 3? ...3?
*Agent 3 immediately wakes up, being covered in a pile of papers and notes, and looking very sleep-deprived.*
Agent 3: f-fUn...?
Marie: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU, 3! 0-o
Callie: DID 3 TURN BACK INTO A SALMONLING!? QUICK, W-WE GOTTA SPLASH HER WITH LOW TIDE INK BEFORE SHE AFFECTS PEOPLE! 0-o
Marie: Ugh, Callie, relax! She's not a Salmonling. She just looks very ugly because she hasn't gotten any sleep in forever!
Agent 3: sLeEp iS fOr tHe wEaK...
Callie: C'mon 3, you can't keep working like this. You gotta take a break!
Agent 3: A break? I can't take a break! Have you forgotten that Salmonling incident nearly tore Inkopolis apart!? If DJ Ocatvio can pull off something like that, then who knows what events he'll pull off next! But not if I can figure it out where he is, and stop him for good!
Callie: ...
Marie: Look 3, I know you're just trying to protect Inkopolis, and while that is great, you need to care for yourself as well. SO TAKE A BREAK ALREADY!
Agent 3: I am not taking any break whatsoever, until I see DJ Octavio back in that snow globe, where he belongs!
Marie: *sighs...*
*Marie leans close to Callie, and whispers to her.*
Marie: Welp, we gave her one last shot. Looks like we'll have to pull in the big guns...
Callie: You got it...
*Callie quickly texts something on her phone, then stands in front of Agent 3 with a grin on her face, along with Marie.*
Agent 3: ...Huh?
Callie: We didn't want to do this to ya, 3...
Marie: ...But we have no other choice...
Callie and Marie: Like it or not, you're about to have...
*Suddenly, two characters popped out of the manhole entrance, and surprised 3.*
Amy and Crystal: AN AGENT NIGHT! ^v^
Agent 3: ...A what?
Amy: An Agent Night! You heard us, right? ...C'mon man, we've practiced that grand entrance... -3-
Agent 3: Wait...so this was a setup!?
Marie: Ugh, let us explain. We know you spend everyday working, and...that's not healthy.
Crystal: So we invite you to come, and spend the night out with me and Amy! It'll be fun! ^w^
Amy: C'mon, 3! Doesn't that sound exciting?^^
Agent 3: ...I'll pass.
Callie: No, you can't pass. This is for your own good!
Agent 3: What, hey! 0-o
*Callie drags Agent 3 out of her table full of notes, and places her between Amy and Crystal.*
Agent 3: Grrr...
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Splatoon Stories
FanfictionTaking place right after the events of Octo Expansion, Agent 4(Amy) gets an unexpected new roommate. Her name is Crystal(Agent 8), and she had just moved to Inkopolis, and being the first Octoling to do so(other than Marina) she hopes to leave her p...
