Episode 14: Dedf1sh

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...Three months ago...
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"Are...are you sure you want to leave?"

"...I have to."

"But-but why? Y'know, it's not that bad down here...especially with Callie improving the dom-

"That's not the point..."

"..."

"...Look, I know you don't understand but...music is my passion...and I'll do anything to become closer with it."

"...So what you're saying is...going to the surface...will help you get closer to music..."

"Mhm."

"..."

"...Y'know...you're welcome to come with. I noticed you've been having a very bad time with the Octarian army lately, and-"

"What, no! I-It's fine. I'm just...having a hard time adjusting to this new position, that's all..."

"...But it's already been a few years since Octavio forced you to joi-"

"He-he probably did it because I was important. I-I know everyone makes fun of me because I'm...not very experienced...b-but maybe I don't need to be skilled or anything. Maybe he's using me as a secret weapon. A way to distract this Agent 4 girl while Octavio finally gets ready to splat her! >:3

"...Sure...have it your way..."

"..."

"...Here. I want to give you this before I go..."

""Is that...a Squid Sisters CD? How did you get it? Are-Aren't these things illegal here...?

"Yeah, but Callie gave this to me before Octavio hypnotized her. It's...kinda a collectible piece...and now, I want you to take care of it..."

"...I love you..."

"...I love you too..."


Later that day...


"AHHH! I'M HERE! S-SORRY I'M LATE EVERYONE! I was...busy talking to a friend of mines...but um, what's the meeting about?"

"Hah, you idiot. You just missed it."

"Probably for the best. Your dumbass brain wouldn't have understand a single thing."

"..."

"Silence!"

"OH! D-DJ OCTAVIO! So um, what did I miss exact-"

"Shut up, Crystal. Alright, Agent 4's getting close to our base. Shella. Marcy. Defend the last two Zapfish."

"On it!."

"You lot over there! Guard all the Mini Zapfish in Moray Towers."

"...Um...w-what about me...?"

"Ugh, you...Do you know why I never sent you on missions?"

"...Because I'm a...secret weapon...?"

"smirks You're kidding, right?"

*Every Octarian in the room started laughing.*

"What...I..."

"You still don't understand? You're so stupid. Obviously, you're a complete failure of a solider, why would I even put you in battle if you're just gonna die in like, 0.2 seconds!?"

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