Episode 17: Rez Returns

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"Hey, move it! We're walking here!"

*A famiiar red-haired Inkling shoves through a couple Octolings in Inkopolis Square.*

Rez: Man, these...Octolings, whatever they're called. More of them have been showing up lately, and none of them know their place!

Lance: Um, hey uh, maybe you should give them the benefit of the doubt. They don't really know about us yet.

Rez: Look bro, we're Team Destroyer, the highest-ranked team of Inkopolis! We should be known by everyone.

David: Yeah, you said it Rez!

Gina: Mhm. Anyways, uh, what are we doing here exactly, hun?

Rez: Looking for opponets, duh! So then we can strike fear upon them! But what team should we battle...

David: Ay, there's one over there.

*The four walked up to a small group of Inklings and Octolings chatting.*

Gina: Hey, you four!

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Rez: You want to try your luck, and fight the mighty Team Destroyer!? >:)

"...Uhh, who?"

Rez: ...What!? Do you not know who we are!? David! Remind them!

*David takes out his phone, and shows the four a list of the highest ranked teams of Inkopolis.*

Rez: As you can see, we're the #1 team in Inkopolis! -v-

"...Uhh, really? Cause your team name isn't in the #1 spot..."

Rez: Wait what?

*David quickly turned his phone around for his friends to see, only to see a shocking surprise.*

Gina: W-What the fuck?

David: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

Rez: How can this...

*Rez takes a close look at the list.*

Rez: ...We're in 4th place now...right below Team Outcasts, Team Inkcorporated, and Team Stardom...

Lance: Well uh, we haven't been battling in a while so, I guess it kinda makes sen-

Gina: Wait, look over there! Right behind us is...

Rez: ...Team Inkstrike...

David: And look! They're only a few points away from passing us!

Rez: Oh...that won't do...

*Suddenly, Gina noticed Amy, Crystal, Violet, and Freddy walking out of the Grizzco building.*

Gina: ...Well then...why don't we push them back to where they belong!

Rez: Hm, great idea!

David: Yeah, let's crush them!

Lance: ...Meh, looks like I don't have a choice...

*Meanwhile, Team Inkstrike were gathering their money from their recent Salmon Run job.*

Violet: Welp, that was a mess. Hopefully that shift, and this payment will make my parents shut up about being "responsible" for a while. TwT

Freddy: Now I should have about enough to buy that rare, limited edition copy of Squidka Adventures Firsts for Bubble... :3

Amy: Well, I'm just glad we got that over with. Uhh, you guys wanna go to the Shoal or something?

Crystal: ...Wait, it is just me or do I hear menacing footste-

Rez: Well well, why isn't it Team Loserstrike!

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