Amnesia

Luke the Virgin

"I'm not going to watch it, Clara!"
"Don't be so stiff! It's a great show."
"No, Clara! Just no!"
"You'll get closer to that title..."
"Jane the Virgin can't be that bad, right?"
It was lunch and Clara and I were waiting for Ash. I'm trying to get her more friends.
But he's late and I went on the topic of favorite TV shows and Clara said this American show called Jane the Virgin. It's about this girl named Jane who promised her grandmother she's save herself for marriage but then gets accidentally inseminated. I told her it sounded dumb. Then she said there was also murders and drug dealing scandals and it got better.
So then I found right to ask...
"Are you...a..."
"A virgin? Um, no."
Oh.
Do I tell her the truth?
Screw it.
"I am."
"I thought girls flung themselves at you?" Clara laughed.
I have her my phone.
"Look at SnapChat, my DMs, and my texts.."
Her eyes gradually grew.
"You could screw anyone you want! Did you promise your Catholic grandmother you wouldn't lose your flower and become like your slutty mother who had you when she was 16 with father-"
"SPOILERS!! And no. It's more depressing than that..."
Lucy Wu. The last girl I was really crazy for...
"What happened?"
I looked into her eyes and saw care. She cared about why something made me hide Leroy from the world. But only Ash, Cal, and Mike know. And I haven't known Clara long enough to know.
But I don't want her to know too soon and change the way she sees me.
"Let's make a deal," Clara said.
"I'm not watching Let's Make A Deal and Jane the Virgin, Clara," I said.
"No, dumbass, also, watch That 70's Show, Fez is bæ, anyway, well date for two months, then I tell you why I left London and you tell me why you decided to proteger su virginidad."
"I took Spanish, wait..."
"Protect your viginity," Clara laughed.
I smiled. "Deal."
Then, fashionably late as always, Ashton showed up with a girl.
She was shorter than him with brown hair and big dark eyes.
Amy.
The was the short, sexy type. And not many people are mean to her, mainly because even though she's 5'5" and eighteen, she can probably beat me up blindfolded.
"Luke, what's up dude?"
She's a real casual girl, but she's got character, I'll give her that.
Her Three Days Grace t-shirt looked faded and she was wearing faded, torn jeans.
They sat down.
"Clara," I said, "this is Ashton and Amy. Ashy, this is Clara."
Amy raised a brow.
"Ashy? Clever. Well, pleasure to meet you, Cluke," Amy said. "So Clara, who's your roommate?"
"Jan Wu."
Ashton and I made eye contact quickly.
She was Lucy's older sister.
And was chronically depressed.
And suicidal. Because of me.
And don't think just because I'm telling the story, I'm gonna let you know! I've known you as long as I've known Clara and we're not even dating. No page skipping here, mate.
"Clara, keep an eye on her," I said, not looking at her.
"What? Is she okay?" Clara asked.
"I know Jan," Amy said. "She went through hard times. Do not ask her about it, she can't connect emotionally to people, and it just brings back painful memories."
"What happened?" Clara said.
Thank you God for choosing Amy Hart to date Ashton Irwin. because Amy known when to lie, but how to make it perfectly true.
"She had family problems, it would be wrong if I told you any more," Amy said.
We made eye contact, I tried to psychically sent a mental message saying thank you. I owed her one.
"Clara's making me watch Jane the Virgin," I said, trying to change the subject.
"I love that show!" Amy said. "I love the CW. Supernatural, iZombie, Jane the Virgin, I love it!"
"What's Supernatural and iZombie?" I said.
"I was actually showing Ash them yesterday," Amy said.
"The storylines sound dumb, but they're actually really cool," Ash said.
"Supernatural is about two brothers, Sam and Dean, who go across America fighting monsters. iZombie is about this girl named Liv who became a zombie she works at a morgue for the police and when she eats brains she'll get the victims visions and help them find the criminal."
"Sounds fun," I said sarcastically.
"Bro, don't knock it 'till you try it," Ashton said.
"You're just saying that to get laid," I said, then I wanted to kick myself.
I just made a sex joke to a girl. Every girl I know has gotten pissed at me for that.
"Most likely," Amy said with a smirk. "He wants it daily and nighty and ever so rightly."
Ashton blushed and laughed.
I did to.
Don't forget your date, butt munch!
What if Clara was offended..
But Clara was laughing.
She has the same kind of humor as me?
I want that title more than ever now.
"By the way, Luke," Clara said, "where's your room."
My body stiffened.
Why does she want to know where my room is?
Does she want to...
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
"Don't freak out, Father Lucas, I was going to come over watch Jane the Virgin with you, that's it, I swear," Clara said.
"Hold up," keep in mind, I've known Amy a long time, "Luke, you still have your V-Card?"
"Amy..." I looked at her in the eyes.
She knew about Lucy.
Amy's smile faded. "If it makes you feel any better, I've never swiped mine either."
Ashton's eyes grew. "What?"
"Luke's not the only virgin at Sydney's School of Sluts," Amy said. "You're the second guy I've ever dated."
"How?" Ashton said.
Ash has had a crush on Amy since first grade.
Story Time;
Ashton, Calum and I were in first grade and it was lunch time.
Amy had longer hair back then and it was up in a ponytail.
She was drawing and had some soda.
Lucy was her best friend.
They were taking and we looked over at 7 year old Ashton was gawking at Amy.
"Dude," Calum said, "do you like Amy Hart?"
Ash's face turned bright red.
"Wh-what? No! That's crazy! What? No! Of course not! Ew!"
He might as well of held up a sign saying "NO SH*T!!" Since we were seven and wrote it like that as if to make it look less bad. We were dumb.
Then, Retard Rudy walked over to Lucy and Amy. He pushed Amy out of her seat and laughed.
"Leave her alone, Rudy! She didn't do anything!" Lucy said.
But Rudy was held back and twice the size of little Lucy.
"Shut up, dumb face!"
That was really offensive in first grade.
"Back of, Retard!" Ashton said.
And if 'dumb face' was offensive...
"What did you say?"
Ashton is roughly the size of Amy. Which is really small.
So back then, I thought it was idiotic and suicidal. But he did anyway.
He grabbed Ashton's caller and got ready to punch him.
Then his face paled.
He let go of Ash and was pulled to the ground.
Seven year old Amy Hart with the ponytail kicked Rudy in the nuts and pulled him down by grabbing his hair.
Then Rudy didn't bug any of us.
Especially when Amy said. "You just got your butt whooped by a girl, loser!"
Amy got bullied a lot.
The first guy she dated, Darren the Dick, cheated on her. Ashton, Michael, Calum, Amy, Lucy and I then smashed his prized car into a million pieces and Amy posted his nudes on SnapChat. One does not cheat on Amelia Maria Hart and get away with it.
"He was a douche, Amy," Ashton said. He hated Darren with a burning passion, for obvious reasons.
"Well, please don't be a prick, Ash," Amy said, "because I don't want to have to break your car to, it's nice and would be a shame, really."
"Why, thank you," Ashton said.
"Cute," Clara said, "so I'll come over to your room at about...6? Yeah. And we'll have to study a bit, don't you think so?"
I smiled. "Of course."
Clara looked at her phone, "It's almost 3, I gotta go to English."
Ah, English. The only class we don't have together.
But turning in my paper for Good Earth was the least of my troubles, I've got to study my Catholicism and Spanish.