The Dragonets of Desktiny

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

Glory: Good morning.
Starflight: Good morning.
Clay: Good morning.
Sunny: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Tsunami: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Glory: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Tsunami: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Clay: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Sunny: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Tsunami: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Clay: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Sunny: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Starflight, annoyed: You are disappointments

Glory: What's something you guys are better than Tsunami at?
Clay: Mario Kart.
Sunny: Yeah, video games.
Starflight: Emotional vulnerability.