Tsunami: Hi welcome to Chili's! Glory: No.

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Clay: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Glory: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Tsunami: Three of us saw it, Glory. How do you explain that?
Glory: *points at Tsunami* Sleep deprivation. *points at Starflight* Paranoia. *points at Sunny* Delusional personality disorder.

Tsunami: I'm an idiot.
Glory:
Clay:
Sunny:
Starflight:
Tsunami:
Glory: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Sunny: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Glory: Have everyone stand.
Starflight: Bring three more chairs!
Clay: The most important ones can sit down.
Tsunami: Kill three.

Glory: Nothing in life is free.
Sunny: Love is free!
Clay: Adventure is free.
Starflight: Knowledge is free.
Tsunami: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Glory: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Clay will and will not eat.
Tsunami: Grass? Yes!
Glory: Moss? Yes!!
Tsunami: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Glory: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Tsunami: Worms? Sometimes!
Glory: Rocks? Usually nah.
Tsunami: Twigs? Usually!
Glory: Starflight's cooking? Inconclusive!
Sunny: How did you... test this?
Glory: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Sunny: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Starflight: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?