Darkstalker needs help

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

Darkstalker: Bitches be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect, like wtf do you know about being "baby" you were forced to grow up from an early age, anyways I'm bitches-

Darkstalker: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Darkstalker: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Darkstalker: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Darkstalker*
Darkstalker: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep-deprived, and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Darkstalker: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress