Tranformers: Prime- Deceptions Edition

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

Starscream: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Knock Out: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Starscream: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Shockwave: Actually I did the math, Knockout would have $225, not $0.15.
Knock Out: Fam I'm right here....
Breakdown: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Starscream: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Breakdown: Sorry I only have a dollar
Starscream: :(
Shockwave: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Knockout would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Breakdown: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Shockwave: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Soundwave: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Shockwave: Apply juice to what
Airachnid: Directly to the forehead
Knock Out: Great chat everyone

Knock Out: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Breakdown: Wednesay
Knock Out: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Airachnid: Where are you going?
Starscream: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Skyquake: A theif.
Dreadwing: Thief?
Skyquake: Theif.
Dreadwing: I before E, except after C.
Skyquake: Thceif.
Dreadwing: No.

Breakdown: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Shockwave: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Starscream: *Screams*
Predaking: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Soundwave: Should we do something?
Shockwave: No, I want to see who wins.

Soundwave, about Airachnid: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Starscream: Are we stealing them?
Knock Out: New or used?
Soundwave: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Starscream: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Megatron: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Starscream: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING KNOCK OUT WITH ME
Breakdown, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.