Black Captain America and The Bionic Staring Machine :)

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

feat. White Captain America B)

Bucky: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Sam: Bucky, that's a coma.
Bucky: Sounds festive.

Bucky: What's up guys? I'm back.
Sam: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Bucky: Death is a social construct.

Bucky: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Steve: Mind your language!
Bucky: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Steve:
Bucky: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Bucky: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Sam: Okay.
Bucky: And make out during the scary parts.
Sam: Th-
Sam: The scary parts.
Sam: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Bucky: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Sam: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Bucky: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.