✨Kaz "I'll Just Hire Matthias' Ghost To Kick Your Ghost's Ass" Brekker✨

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by mewtwocool

by mewtwocool

Kaz: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

Kaz: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Kaz: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Wylan: Isn't that just killing people?
Kaz: Ah, technicality.

Kaz, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Matthias: But – that's just a trash can.
Kaz: It sure is!

Kaz: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Inej: I beg to differ
Kaz: Then Beg

Jesper: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Kaz: Stop romanticizing the past.

Kaz, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Inej.
Inej: How did you do that without turning around?
Kaz: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.