Someone get my baby Viktor some vita-gummies please

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Starring the bane of his existence, Jayce. :)


Viktor: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Viktor: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!' *Laughs mournfully*


Jayce: Okay, help me please!
Viktor: Got two words for you.
Jayce: I bet they won't be helpful.
Viktor: Your problem.
Jayce: I was right


Viktor: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.


Jayce: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Viktor: I do have a sense of humor you know
Jayce: I've never heard you laugh before
Viktor: I've never heard you say anything funny

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