Another Random Object Art Book

Some random prompts 3

Okay okay okay I'm sorry y'all this is the last one of the day I promise

Specially edited for XxYoshka_1987xX
♥️Swear free♥️

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Maple: "If I cut off my leg and swing it at you, am I hitting you or kicking you?"

Lila: "You'll probably mentally scar me more than anything"

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Cb: "OMG CHALK"

Chalk: "What, honey?"

Cb: "WHAT IF CATERPILLARS ARE GAY AND THEM BECOMING BUTTERFLIES IS THEIR WAY OF COMING OUT."

Chalk: "I'm leaving you."

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P.Pie: "On a scale of 1-10 you're a 9 because I'm the only 1 you need"

Purse: "what?! I'M A TEN"

P.Pie.: "Pursey it's just a picku-"

Purse: "I'M A TEN"

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Some random person: "The number of 'y's' you use in hey shows how much you love someone"

Blaze: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Painty: "He"

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Mw: "Sometimes Choco can be a straight up idiot"

Chalk: *Chokes*

Mw: "What?"

Chalk: "Oh sorry, I just never thought I'd hear the words 'straight' and 'Cb' in the same sentence."

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Blaze: *Yawns*

Painty: "Yeah, being so hot must be tiring." *Winks*

Blaze: "Then you must be wide awake"

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Bill: "I'm straight from hell"

Painty: "I'm bisexual from hell:

Coffee Bean: *looking at Blaze* "I'm gay from hell"

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Lolli: "50 bucks says he doesn't approve of this"

Glass, bursting into the room: "I dOn'T aPpRoVe Of tHiS"

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P.Pie: "Hey, before you go out do you wanna see some art?"

Purse: "No thanks, I've already looked in the mirror today so I'm good."

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Random person: "I don't like Trashcan"

Flask:

Person:

Flask:

Person:

Flask:

Some other random person: "So, they just fell off that cliff?"

Flask "Yep"

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Painty: *Throws a lamp at Blaze* "YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP"

Blaze: *Throws a handle at Painty* "YOU NEED TO GET A GRIP"

Painty: *Throws scissors at Blaze* "YOU NEED TO CUT IT OUT"

Bill: *Throws a refrigerator at the couple* "YOU TWO NEED TO CHILL"

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[At a movie theater]

Painty: "How would you like your popcorn? Sweet or salty?"

Coffee Bean, making heart eyes at Blaze: "Make it just like her"

Blaze: "Awwwwwwwww"

Painty: "Sorry, we don't sell ugly popcorn"

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Bobby Pin: "That looks heavy, let me hold it for you"

Bendy Straw: "Is that my hand?"

Bobby Pin: "Yes"

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Bobby: "I've always been scared of the zombie apocalypse"

Straw: "Zombies eat brains, you're safe."

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Lila: "Did you just refer to a knife as a 'People opener'?"

Maple: "Should I not have?"

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Blaze: "Aw look at you getting all romantic with the candles!!"

Painty: "I'm going to sacrifice you"

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Therapist: "What do we do when we get an overwhelming urge to kill?"

Maple: "Stab stab"

Therapist: "No"

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*Phone rings*

Purse: "Hello?"

Killer: "I see you"

Purse:

Killer:

Purse:

Killer:

Purse: "Do I look good"

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I had to cut out like half of those because they need the swear to function-

Don't worry I'll be back with even more swearing tomorrow :D
-e