Another Random Object Art Book

*Pulls prompts out from the depths of hell, again*

I really should actually draw some stuff

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Mw: "Sometimes Cb can be a straight up dumbass"

Chalk: *Chokes*

Mw: "What?"

Chalk: "Oh sorry, I just never thought I'd hear the words 'straight' and 'Cb' in the same sentence."

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Chalk: "Fuck you!"

Cb: "Is that an insult of a to do list?"

Chalk: "What"

Cb: "What"

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Goldie: "Can you sing me a song to sleep?"

Pepper: "Sure!" *clears throat* "LOVE BAD BITCHES-"

Candy, from another room: "PEPPER"

Pepper: "Twinkle twinkle, little star"

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Maple: *Takes knife*

Broom: "Maple, no"

Maple: *Opens box with knife*

Broom: "Thank god"

Maple: *Takes sharper knife out of box*

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Bill: "Welcome to the 'Fuck Painty' support group, where we gather to say 'Fuck you' to that pathetic excuse of a paintbrush."

Bill: "But first, a few words from our newest member."

Blaze, sweating: "So I may have misunderstood-"

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Lolli: "They call me coffee because I grind so fine" ;)

Chalk: "Oh jeez"

Flask: "They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am"

Chalk: "Not you too-"

Maple: "They call me coffee-"

Chalk: "Please no-"

Maple: "Because I'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am."

Chalk: " Oh."

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Cb: "You should get a reward for putting up with me"

Chalk: "Yeah I should, you can be a real bitch sometimes"

Cb: "SOMETIMES? Aw dang I thought I was doing better than that"

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If you took a shot for every time you took a bad decision, would you be sober?

Chalk: "Yes"

Flask: "Maybe a little tipsy"

Lolli: "Nah, I'd be wasted"

Maple: "I'd be fucken dead"

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Maple: "Honest, I'm gonna be honest. I feel like you don't like me that much."