Divorced Ex

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(Warnings: nothin, this is basically where Felix meets Molly edd and Sophie :))
Year: 2019
Third person:

Jack and rose finally broke it off, yet they had children. The court decided one week rose gets them, and the other jack gets them. The court said jack has to be the one to pick them up, no one else. So who was he?

"Hey Felix, I'm leaving now alright?" Jack spoke as Felix raised an eyebrow. "Where?"

"My ex, I need to go get the kids for a week..tho it'll be great you'll get to meet them!" Jack smiled softly as Felix nodded.

"And Felix..when they are over, please don't drink." Jack said quickly as he ran out the door, Felix crossed his arms.

"Jack, we're supposed to meet half way. This isnt half way." Rose said as she opened the door for the kids to get out, Sophie got out of the passenger side.

"I know, my car is a gas hog alright? I can't drive that far because I don't have gas money on me." Jack spoke as the kids hugged rose before getting into jacks car.

"Now, Molly and Edd cannot stay up past 8. You know this, and give Sophie some free time." Rose yelled at jack as he got into his car. "Yeahyeah, I know how to raise children."

Rose scoffed and got into her own car.

     Jack stood on the porch, looking at the kids. "Now I have someone for you guys to mee-"

    "Dad, is it another girl. You've had like 40 this year!" Sophie yelled as jack sighed.

    Jack got so bored and lonely that every time he had to get the kids there was a new woman at his house. Always. Blonde, skinny.

    "Sophie, you'll like them alright..now be polite." Jack asked as he opened the door. The kids walked in and Sophie crossed her arms, half expecting another bitchy gold digger woman walk out of the kitchen.

    "Mi amor, I'm here!" Jack yelled. Within seconds someone was walking down the stairs. Sophie's jaw dropped slightly as she looked at the person as they came closer.

    "Well hello!" The person spoke.

   Felix Kranken. He was wearing a dark blue tuxedo with a red tie. He looked..kinda rich.

    "H-hi..." Sophie spoke as Felix smiled brightly. "you're a..man."

    "I-..well I'd hope so.." Felix chuckled as he got a little uncomfortable. "Well I'm Felix, you must be Sophie, Edd and Molly." Felix smiled as he took a small step back as the two smaller children walked up to him.

"Can you play with us?" They asked, and Felix couldn't resist.

Well, Felix found himself running around chasing the two kids all around the house, while jack laughed slightly and Sophie sighed.

"A man, dad..you're gay?"
"there's nothing wrong about it soph..why?"

Sophie looked at him and quickly hugged him tightly. Jack hugged back. "Sweetheart, what's wrong?"

"Dad I'm—I think-I'm gay.."

Jacks eyes lit up as he leaned down to Sophie's height. "That's okay! You know it, now who's the girl?" Jack asked, breaking the hug and crossing his arms.

"J-Jenny—"

"Ah..well that's lovely hun, what do you want for dinner?"

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