Jelix oneshots

Cow in da road

(Warnings: mention of slaughtering pigs/cows)

    Third person:

    "Hey..you know, we just moved here..why don't we go for a little drive?" Jack asked his roommate, rose.

    Jack Walten was a 27 year old, him and his 24 year old best friend just moved to Chicago a couple days ago.

"Sounds like fun, my phone is almost charged so we can leave in a few!" Rose smiled brightly as jack nodded.

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About an hour in, something was blocking the road. They were on a dirt road, passing a farm.

"..it's a cow.." Jack spoke as he stopped the car. The cow looked up at the car and mooed, not moving. Rose chuckled softly. "Aww, it's so cute tho..why is it out?"

"..I don't think it's supposed to be, I'm just glad nothing hit it yet. If I hit the cow I would have to pay for it, some cows are fucking expensive." Jack added as rose nodded.

"I don't think the owner knows.." rose spoke softly, making jack groan as he put his car in park, getting out. "I'm gonna go let them know, okay? I don't want someone to hit it..." Jack said as he shut the door, walking to the Farmhouse. At least, jack thought it looked like a home instead of the barn.

Jack walked up to the door and knocked, a little shocked when the door swung open.

A shorter male answered, he had some mud on his clothes and some on his cheek. He wore blue jeans with a black shortsleeved shirt. He had a pair of tecovas boots on as well. His hair had mud in it, his glasses were also muddy on the right corner.

The weirdest thing was, he was holding a possum.

"..hi?"
"Uh..I didn't know if you knew, but your cow is in the road, I don't want it to get hit.." Jack spoke softly as the male rolled his eyes and put the animal down, watching as it ran back inside the house.

"Jesus fucking Christ..I don't get paid enough for this. Alright." The man spoke as he walked out of the house. A dog ran after him, a Rottweiler.

"Ziva, cow." The man spoke to the dog, who quickly ran to the cow and slowly led it back into the fence.

Jack chuckled as he followed the farmer. "I'm so sorry, she's a pain in the ass." The man chuckled as he looked at jack. "I'm Felix." Felix smiled softly as he held out his hand. Jack didn't hesitate to shake it. "I'm jac-"

"FELIX!! A horse is loose!!" A man yelled from the house.

"oh my fucking- GOT IT!!" He yelled back before looking at jack. "Thanks for telling me, maybe you can stop out sometime? I don't care, I gotta go-" Felix hurried up before he ran to the barn. Jack chuckled as he walked back to the car.

"..he was kinda cute-" rose said as soon as jack shut the door. Jack blushed as punched her arm slightly. "Shut the hell up-"

——

      It honestly didn't take long for Jack to drive back over, this time without rose. It's been a few days, Jack was bored and decided to drive over, see how they were doing. When he got there and parked, felix looked and walked over.

    "Jack? Was it? I'm sorry, my—my father cut you off last night.." Felix explained as jack got out, closing the door. "Oh, yeah- it's alright..so how are you?" Jack asked as the shorter male groaned.

    "Horrible..I was just about to go check on the cows..wanna come?" Felix asked and jack nodded slightly. Felix looked at his outfit. "Hm..come inside real quick.."