*time skip to night time*
"Y/N?"
*you shuffle around your bed still asleep, your a heavy sleeper*
"..Y/N?"
*your having a dream about your very dreamy crush*
*the piss which you can vote to name in the comments wakes u up (im gonna call it bob for now tho)*
*you get scared by the piss blob thingy cause now it looks like a hot human but u can recognise it for some reason*
"p-piss blob? is that yo-"
"Please. Call me bob. (for now)"
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT!- and how are you a human"
"I didnt have anywhere to go. And- ..i dont know?"
"I went on your computer to research a bit about the world. I also helped myself to some food, I think called 'Rice Krispie Treats'?"
"YOU WHAT?"
"I went on your laptop"
"HOW AND WHy DID YOU GO ON M Y LAPTOP OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE. I HAVE um.. PERSONAL STUFF ON THERE."
"I have a question. Who is 'C/N <33'?"
"YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT-"
*you notice hes wearing your hoodie*
*you start to blush but try to hide it*
"..why are you wearing my hoodie"
Thoughts
aww. hes.. really cute in that
should i let him keep it
no i want it
yes he should have it
*you violently shake your head to stop thinking about that*
"Is something wrong?"
"..no"
*you roll your eyes*
"get in the bed"
YOU ARE READING
piss x reader
Romantizmcanonical things about the story your a heavy sleeper the piss blob's favorite snack is rice krispie treats the piss blobs human form has brown hair, freckles, somewhat tan, has hazel eyes, wears blue and black a lot, has kinda curly hair, about 6 f...
