Cheesy Pick-UpLines

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So I was talking to my friend and we were joking about and then we just started blurting out Pick Up Lines so..........

I am writing a book about the best Cheesy Pick-Up Lines!!!

Hope you enjoy and maybe get a gal/ guy to like you because of these goofy things ;)

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1. Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a Foot Long.

2. Do you have a band aid? Because I scrapped my knee falling for you.

3. Are you human? Because your ass is out of this world

4. Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

5. Somebody call God, he is missing an angel!

6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got Fine written all over you.

7. Damn, if looking sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! 

8. Excuse me, I think you've got something in your eyes. Nope, it's just a sparkle. 

9. Hey, I lost my phone number...Can I have yours?

10. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

11. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

12. Can I have directions? (Where?) To your heart

13. Baby, you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet. 

14. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

15. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

16. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

17. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

18. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

19. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

20. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. 

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So what do you think?

You can Inbox me any pick-up line and I promise I will update it up on an up coming chapter. 

Which one(s) is/are your favourite and why?

Thanks for reading!

Have a Great Day!

Love, 

~LuckyNumber888 xxx

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