Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Part III

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Part III

1. Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

2. Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

3. Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart and you steal mine. 

4. Crap. There is something wrong with my cellphone...It's just that your number isn't in it.

5. You really shouldn't wear make-up. You're messing with perfection!

6. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard!

7. People call me (say your real name) but you can call me Tonight!

8. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

9. I think there is something wrong with my eyes, I just can't take them off you. 

10. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

11. So, do you have a New Year's resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.

12. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy! 

13. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on!

14. You know, you may be asked to leave soon. You're making all the other women look bad.

15. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

16. I'm new in town. Can you give me the directions to your apartment?

17. Your legs must be tired because you keep running through my mind all night.

18. Baby I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock. 

19. There is only one thing I want to change about you and that is your last name!

20. I was blinded by you so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Which one was your favourite and why?

My personal fave is number 13 ;)

Have a Great Day!

Love and kisses, 

~LuckyNumber888 xxx

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