Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Part V

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WARNING!!! Some of these pick-up lines are dirty with a capital D. WARNING!!! 

But enjoy...

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Part V

1. There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?

2. Are you busy tonight at around 3 a.m.?

3. All those curves, and me with no brakes

4. You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler! 

5. I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you.

6. You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.

7. I'm having a party, and your pants are invited to come down.

8. If this place is a meat market, you are the prime rib.

9. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.

10. One of my body parts is radioactive. Want to guess which one? 

11. I'm looking for a cave to rest my dragon in. 

12.  You're the hottest thing since fire.

13. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

14. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

15. You make my software turn into hardware!

16. Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

17. I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

18. Was your dad King? He must have been to make a princess like you.

19. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

20. Hello, I'm a thief and I'm going to steal your heart. 

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Which one was your favourite and why?

Thanks to everyone who has read this!!

Have a Great Day!!!

Love and hugs, 

~LuckyNumber888 xxx

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