Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Part VIII

Part VIII

1. You smell... We should go and take a shower together.

2. Hello, I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your Chest?

3. You have been very naught. Go to my room now!

4. Let's go to my place and do some maths. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

5. Excuse me, you have something on your face. (She goes to wipe it off, but you say) No, no, leave it. It's beauty.

6. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed, so I could stare at you a bit longer.

7. Be unique and different, say yes.

8. I wanna live in your socks, so that I could be with you, every step of the way.

9. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

10. If nothing lasts forever, can you be my nothing?

11. Hello, how are you? (I'm fine) Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

12. Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?

13. If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

14. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

15. Do you know what material this shirt is made of? (Grab their shirt) Boyfriend/ Girlfriend material.

16. Pinch me! (Why?) You're so fine, I must be dreaming!

17. Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?... Why?) Because I need your name and number.

18. Let me tie your shoe laces, I donn't want you falling for anyone else.

19. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

20. I wish I was cross-eyes, so I could see you twice.

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Hello guys!

It's been a while, right? XD I sowie, just been REAL busy!

Anyway, here you go! A plate of fresh Pick-Up Lines, with a side of funny.

You're welcome.

Thanks for reading, don't forget to Comment on which were your favourite. Vote if you love me... Just kidding!

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