Right guys, so in the next couple of chapters, I'm going to write the comebacks for the pick up line...you know, if someone uses it and you want to be able to back-chat to them ;) OR if you don't like the person...So you're welcome :D
Enjoy!
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Part VII
1. Damn, you are smoking hot! Comeback: Yeah that's what my boyfriend says too.
2. I've noticed you noticing me, so I'm giving you the notice that I've noticed you! Comeback: Sorry, you're not my type. I was just noticing how ugly you were. OR: Did you notice my lack of interest?
3. If I had a garden, I'd put you're tulips and my tulips together. Comeback: Yeah, I've never been into Mother Nature.
4. I'm going outside to make out. Care to join me? Comeback: Yeahhh...I'm just gonna stand over here. OR: Nope, I'm just going to point and laugh while you do that.
5. Where have you been all my life? Comeback: Hiding from you.
6. Girl you're like a car accident, because I just can't look away. Comeback: Well with any luck while you're staring maybe you'll crash and die.
7. Is your name Mickey, because you're so FINE! Comeback: Yeah, I hated that song. OR: No it's Mini. (Look down at his zipper) I think you can relate.
8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Comeback: Please don't, if I see you're face again I'm gonna be sick! OR: Well of course I believe in love at first sight. Ooh but could you do me a favor and ask him to walk by. (Point at random stranger. The guy turns away to look, then walk in the other direction. And then over your shoulder say) Thank you!
9. If there wasn't any gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Comeback: Good luck because I won't catch you.
10. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want this year? Comeback: Can I have your picture so I can show the cops who to look for? OR: You're stupid for thinking Santa is real. Call me when you become an adult.
11. I looked through the pictures on my phone and frowned. (Why?) Because you weren't in them. Comeback: Your face shouldn't even be in pictures.
12. Is it me or are you the brightest shining star out there? Comeback: Nah, it's just you.
13. Wow girl. You make all the other girls at this club look ugly. Comeback: Are you calling my BFF ugly?!
14. Haven't I seen you somewhere before? I'm sure I'd remember your face. Comeback: Yeah, that's why I never go there anymore.
15. Hey baby, what's your sign? Comeback: Do Not Enter.
16. I know how to please a woman. Comeback: Then please leave me alone.
17. I know you want me. Comeback: Yeah I want you - to leave.
18. I would go to the end of the world for you. Comeback: Yeah but would you stay there?
19. Your place or mine. Comeback: Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.
20. You're the woman of my dreams. Comeback: Go back to sleep.
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A BIG GINORMOUS THANK YOU To Rosie_B. She helped me out so much. Thank you girl!!!
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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
RandomA List of Cheesy Pick-Up Lines that will surely get you a gal/guy...If not, then it will definitely make you laugh. Enjoy!
