Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Part VI

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Part VI

1. I didn't know angels could fly so low!

2. I play the fields, and it seems I just hit a home run with you. 

3. (Ask a person for the time) "10:30? So today is February 20th, 2013 at 10:30 PM, thanks just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment I met you.

4. Pinch me. (Why?) You're so fine, I must be dreaming.

5. Santa told me you've been naughty!

6. I'm invisible. (No, you're not). Can you see me? (Yes). How about tomorrow night? 

7. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

8. I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. 

9. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

10. They say I'm a universal remote. I can turn anything on.

11. Hey do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!

12. If someone were to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

13. Hey, your name is sexy, right?

14. I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

15. Are you a fisherman? Because you've got me on the hook.

16. We would go together like peanut butter and jelly.

17. Hey you almost killed me! (What did I do?) I looked at you and forgot how to breath

18. Are we in The Lord of the Rings? Because I swear you're my precious.

19. I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass!

20. Can I see your hand?. (Why?) I want to tell you your future. Take their hand and write your number down. There's your future. 

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Which one was your favourite and why?

Thanks to all the readers!!

Have a Great Day!

Lots of Love, 

~LuckyNumber888

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