Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Part II

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Part II

1. You may fall from a sky, you may fall from a tree but the best way to fall...is in love with me.

2. You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick-up line.

3. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

4. If beauty were time, baby you'd be eternity.

5. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby I'm lost at sea!

6. Is your face McDonalds? (No, why?) Because I'm Loving It!

7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!

8. Can you take me to the bakery? Because I want a Cutie Pie just like you.

9. It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.

10. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you.

11. Are you related to the weather? Because you're both Hot!

12. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

13. I've noticed you noticing me so I'm just giving you the notice that I've noticed you!

14. Would you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

15. Hi, I'm Mr./Miss. Right - I heard you were looking for me.

16. Are you a hurricane? Because you're blowing me away!

17. Is your name Mickey? Because you're so FINE!

18. Do you know karate? Because your body is kicking!

19. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped my drink.

20. You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?

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What did you think of these lot?

Which was your favourite and why?

Have a Great Day!

Love and hugs,

~LuckyNumber888 xxx

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