Part IX
1. Are you sure you're wearing make-up?
2. If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man/ woman right now.
3. I'd use a Cheesy Pick-Up Line on you, but you're too smart.
4. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you've sure tied my heart in a knot.
5. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further South.
6. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
7. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
8. Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
9. If you're going to regret this morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
10. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you everywhere.
11. My recipe for love is a cup of me, a cup of you, knead till hard and serve hot.
12. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
13. You must be Jelly, because Jam doesn't shake like that.
14. I'll give you a nickle, if you tickle my pickle...I'll give you a dime if you take your time.
15. my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue! In fact, I can feel myself getting hard right now!
16. Nike took my motto: Just Do It.
17. You're on fire. Can I stop, drop and roll with you?
18. I got the F-C-K. All I need is U.
19. I'm learning about sex in Biology... Wanna experiment?
20. I'm great at maths. U+I = 69.
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There you go people!
A fresh bag of Cheesy Pick-Up Lines! :D I liked some of these... Very, immature. Just how I like it ;D
My favourite has to be No. 13!
What's yours?
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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
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