Comebacks II
1. They say you are what you eat. You must have eaten a sexy beast this morning. Comeback: In that case, you must have eaten an ugly-ass ogre.
2. You may fall from a sky, you may fall from a tree but the best way to fall... is in love with me. Comeback: Yeah, I've never been fond of heights.
3. Hey, haven't we been on a date once? Or was it twice? Comeback: Must've been once. I don't make the same mistake twice.
4. Your face must turn a few heads. Comeback: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
5. Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! Comeback: Okay, get out!
6. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Comeback: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Comeback: That's OK, I like it just the way it is - with N and O together.
8. I would die for you. Comeback: Prove it!
9. I think you're the best looking girl here. Comeback: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?
10. I want to give myself to you. Comeback: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
11. How did you get to be so beautiful? Comeback: I must've been given your share.
12. Hey I really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breath hard. Comeback: So... You wanna go running?
13. Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all day. Comeback: Yeah I was trying to get out.
14. Is this seat empty, gorgeous? Comeback: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
15. Hey baby. That tight dress must be killing you, why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like my bed covers.Comeback: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?.......Like a coma.
16. Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to. Comeback: Wow! Its your lucky day too. Out of all the ways I could embarrass you right now…..I will just walk away.
17. Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy. Comeback: Actually, I have a Psychology llicense, but you are too far gone. Sorry.
18. You might as well sleep with me, I’ll tell my friends you did anyway. Comeback: Then really, the question will be, who will be more embarrassed. Me for sleeping with a dude like you, or you after I tell everyone you gave me herpes?
19. Do I know you from somewhere? Comeback: Yeah, I work at the clinic where you came for a penis enlargement.
20. I'd go through anything for you. Comeback: Cool, let's start with your bank account.
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