different; marter

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Matt
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I woke up around 12, going down to check on the new tenants, politely knocking on the door even though it is my house..

"Hi!" Johnson exclaimed going back and sitting on the ground with Jack.

"Are you hungry?" I asked. "If so you probably should read the expiration date, cause I ate some old cereal and puked a ton."

"I didn't know we were allowed up stairs."

"I mean, it's whatever.. I don't really care too much." I shrugged awkwardly.

"Great, I'm starving. Jack lets go." he said walking past me into the living room. "Woah what the fuck where am I?"

"You're in my living room."

"I expected it to be the kitchen, where's the kitchen?" He asked, looking around confused. "Are you on something? Or are you always this- this ditsy?"

Jack was leaning in the door frame laughing his ass off, followed by Johnson. "Shut up my mom is asleep!," I whisper yelled. "What the fuck have you two been doing?"

"Blowing on some Maui Wowie." Johnson laughed, throwing his head back.

"What is that?"
"Sour diesel."
"Don't know what that is."
"Reggie."
"Who the hell is that?"
"Mary Jane."
"Reggie's wife?"
"Candy land."
"Chutes and ladders?"
"Ganja."
"I don't know what the fuck ganja is! Jack can you explain this a little better?!" I asked, getting frustrated.

The brunette looked at me like I was insane, his eyes low and his mouth slightly hung open. He waited a few seconds before answering. "Have you- ever heard of marijuana?"

"You seriously smoked weed in my fucking basement?!" I shouted. "I thought you had smoked weed before."

"I have but I still don't want it smoked in my house; Carter would be so pissed if he thought I was on it again."

"Come on Matt I've got 3 more grams of the best shit in town, have fun with us." Johnson said, tugging my arm.

If I did Carter wouldn't know, he'll be at school for the next few hours I'll be fine.

"I think I'll pass I gotta-" I was cut off by someone knocking at the door. I opened the door revealing Carter, holding a package.

"Hey Matt- wait why the fuck are they here?" He asked seeing that they were still behind me. "I thought you were sick."

"I am sick."
"Then why are they here? I don't trust Gilinsky alone with you; get out."
"Well- he and Johnson kinda live here now.. It's a long story."

I pulled him in and shut the door behind him, going to sit down on the couch. "I'm just gonna go back downstairs, since your boyfriend is a bitch."

"Look I was-" I started, being cut off by Carter. "Matt they're bad news! You can't let them live here, the only reason I like them is because we used to hang as kids but then my mom wouldn't let me because she thought they were bad influences and Gilinsky he's- he's fucking out of his mind."

"He can't stay here Matt, he's dangerous; do you know how many guns he owns?" Carter babbled looking worried. "Carter you're talking way too fast, slow down. "

"He must not be that intimidating you treat him like he's your enemy." I pointed out. "Because if you don't stand your ground he'll hurt you! You know Sammy? He was shipped to a hospital in Nebraska, because Jack shot him 4 times, and it was his best fucking friend."

"Wait what? Would he hurt me even though I'm letting him hide in my basement?" I asked, alarmed by Carter's reaction.

"I don't know all of what he's capable of but I know he's the biggest drug dealer in California." He said.

"I've dealt with drug dealers before, they'd only hurt you if you screwed over one of theirs or took something from them; in not fazed." I said, getting up and going to the kitchen.

I really want butter.. just straight butter. Either butter or coffee beans. Oysters sound good too...

"Just be careful with them, alright?" He said, sitting back. "What's that package you brought?" I asked trying to draw his attention away from me as I got out the tub of butter.

"I ordered you a heart eyes emoji pillow because you're hot."

"Thanks." I say, my mouth full of butter.

This is so fucking disgusting I don't even like butter, especially not by itself.

"Are you eating straight up butter? That can't be good for you." He nagged, hovering over the counter. "I'm fucking starving and I want all these weird ass things, like oysters, and coffee beans, and I wanna chew ice and I wanna cry," I started. "I'm like PMSing so hard."

"Do you have your period?" He asked in a serious tone.

I started to laugh but stopped as Carter raised an eyebrow at me. "Are you joking?"

"No."

"I mean I've bled- down there before but it's not my period I don't think, I'm a boy."

"Do you think you might be pregnant?" He asked. "No, guys can't get pregnant.. can they?"

"Some can, has the doctor ever told you something about having both reproductive systems?" He asks, pulling the stool out and sitting down.

"I've never been to the doctor I have shitty health insurance." I shrugged, putting the butter back into the fridge and getting ice from the freezer.

"Maybe you should get a pregnancy test, ya know.,. just to make sure." he suggested.

"Are you shitting me?" I asked, spitting chewed ice back into the cup. "No..it is possible."

"I strongly doubt it though."

"We've had unprotected sex like twice, you're having all these weird cravings, and you're emotional, what else could it be?"

"Maybe I'm just a hormonal teen." I sassed.

"What if you are pregnant.. it would be mine right?" He asked, putting his fist at his mouth.

It's cute how he does that.

"Don't make me out to be a whore, of course it'd be yours, fucker! Who else's?!" I snapped.

What an asshole.

"That's another reason why I think you're pregnant you just yelled at me for asking a question, goddamn." He said, running his fingers through his hair.

"Since you're a fucking doctor," I hissed, rolling my eyes. "It's most likely yours, if I'm even pregnant."

"I'll be back in a minute," He said, grabbing his keys off the counter. "Do you want anything from the store?"

"Snapple, wait no Arizona and gummy bears... or gummy worms, hell I want cotton candy; no I don't even like cotton candy that much, Fiji water. I want jolly ranchers, or strawberry milk- no vanilla milk, low fat. Kool aid would be gucci as well, since it's full of riboflavin like air heads; get me air heads- you know what? Never fucking mind leave me alone you prick." I said all in one breath.

"Well okay then.. I'll be back soon I love you." he said, quickly kissing my cheek.

"Fuck off asshole."

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these a/n's don't need to be half as long as they are...

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