different; marter

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Carter (ikr omfg)
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Please don't be pregnant, please don't be pregnant, please don't fucking be pregnant.

I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do if he is, my mom will kill me.. I'm not even ready to be a dad.

I walked into Walmart, heading straight for the pharmacy section.

It couldn't hurt to get condoms as well, since the reason I'm even in this situation is because I didn't bother to put one on.

Magnum XL, Magnum XL, Magnum XL, Trojan XXL, Trojan XXL.. Why the fuck isn't their any condoms for non monster dicks, goodness.

I'll just get medium and extra large to see which one fits better..

Equate Personal Lubricant.

It sounds so professional, I'm gonna start saying that.

I get two bottles of flavoured (😏) personal lubricant, and grabbed a few pregnancy tests before turning around to see the last person I wanted to see right now.

"Carter honey, I haven't seen you in forever you've gotten so big!" She squealed, pinching my cheek. "It's so good to see you!"

"It's good to see you too, grandma." I said laughing awkwardly, scratching the back of my neck. "How's your mother doing?"

"She's fine, can I like call you later or something? I'm in kind of in a hurry." I tried, praying she won't look in my hand.

"Oh, I see." she said, looking down as if on que. "Shit- uh those aren't mine it's for a friend!" I said quickly beginning to panic.

Don't curse! You just said shit I front of your grandma!

"I don't even do sex, I uh goddammit, what's sex? I don't even know what sex is! I'm gay I can't get anyone preg- fuck it I gotta go." I sputtered dropping every thing and practically running towards the door. (smooth af 😭)

Carter you dumbass, why didn't you just stop while you were ahead and owned up to buying it... I mean you're about to graduate I'm sure she knows good and damn well your not uninformed about sex, you told her you were gay for fucks sake what if she tells dad.

But who wants to get caught buying personal lubricant, condoms, and pregnancy tests by your grandma.. guess I'm never going to any family gatherings again.

I should've went to the drug store first, no one is ever in there.

I walked through the door, the strong smell of tooth paste and cheap men's cologne burning my nose.

I went straight to the back, grabbing everything I had had in walmart as well as two of every food Matt had mentioned earlier.

The man at the counter gave me a weird look as he rang up all the items I intended to purchase.

I walked out carrying 3 bags full of junk food and one thin bag with the other things in it, putting all of it in the back seat.

I drove back to Matt's house, preparing to get yelled at but instead he was sitting on the couch crying his eyes out.

"Why are you crying, baby?" I ask, sitting down beside him as he continued to cry into his hands. "I'm gonna get fat and-and my moms gonna yell at me; people at school are gonna think I'm a slut, getting pregnant at 16 with a seniors baby, and just everything!" He sobbed.

"You might not even be pregnant though! I got you some tests and the candy you asked for-"

"Why the fuck would you do that? Do you want me to be fat?! You're the worst person ever, I fucking love you." He cried.

"Give me something to pee on." he said, holding his hand out, wiping his flustered face with the other.

I couldn't help but laugh at the emotional wreck beside me, his mood swings were so cute.

"You think this is fucking funny bitch?! Do you wanna fight me? I'll kill you, fucking banshee looking ass.. what even is a banshee? I'm sorry., no I'm not you're pissing me off." he babbled, making me laugh even harder.

He's so cute and mean when he's like this, I love it.

"Here read the directions." I said, handing him the box. He slowly walked up the stairs, into the bathroom and shut the door.

I might be a dad when he comes out holy fucking shit this is intense.

Well technically I would already be the dad right now and just not know...

I wander where his mom is right now, I saw her car but she's like no where to be found...

I like her, she's a nice lady.

And she has a hot son.

I like her son a lot, I wanna marry that mean fuck, unless he does turn out to be pregnant and kills me..

Tragic.

"CARTER HOLY SHIT ITS POSITIVE!" Matt screamed.

"No no no no no try a different one! Fuck this can't be happening." I mumbled, running up the stairs and sliding a different test under the door.

I paced back and forth in front of the door, beginning to sweat.

"Matt if you believe in God you should pray right now that your not actually pregnant because fuck,, I don't know what else to do. Do you believe in God?" I asked, continuing to pace.

"I believe in God as long as he believes in me.."

"Alright you just made it way too deep, take it easy;; I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down please." I rambled, chewing on my fist.

I always do that when I'm nervous.

He let out a high pitched scream sounding like a little girl almost making me jump out of my skin. "It's positive too! Is their anymore I need another one these can't be right!"

I dropped another one on the ground, kicking it under the door swiftly.

"I'll look like such a bad influence to my younger family members walking with a baby in the fucking 10th grade. Please tell me all these tests are faulty." Matt whined, his voice cracking badly.

"What did this one say?" I asked, biting my lip hard. "Positive."

I heard the sound of something being thrown on the ground, probably the test, and a squeal in frustration.

What am I gonna say if he brings up abortion? I can't make him have the baby but I'm defiantly not with abortion..

I heard him wash his hands and then come out with a scowl on his face.

"Are we gonna keep it or what?" He asked, putting his hand under his shirt.

"I don't know..."

I guess you could say I'm screwed.

More than screwed.

I'm fucked,
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Twice in one day ayyy

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good luck carter :,,,,,,))))))