Short Stories I Made

Part 1:WHEN BEST FRIENDS HAVE A SON AND A DAUGHTER

Jayden:alam mo ba napaka pwayboy daw ni dwaddy dati
Elaisha:Twalaga jayden?
Jayden:Owo,pero nagwostohan niya daw yung mwommy mo.dwiba mag bwes pwend sila.
Elaisha:Ha?Di ko yun alam ha.Oh twapos?
Jayden:kwaso may bwoypren na daw mwommy mo nun,pewo nag-eport pa dwin si dwaddy.At isang awaw swinapok nya si tito jairus.
Elaisha: Ha?!! AHAHAHA bwakit naman?
Jayden:kala nwa daw niloloko ni tito Jairus si tita Aisha sa hawap nito,pewo ipapakiwawa lang pawa sa ate ni Tito si tita Aisha,napawamin tuloy si dwaddy na nagogwostuhan niya si tita Aisha HAHAHAHA kakatawa noe
Elaisha:HAHAHAHAHAHA nwasisiwaan na wata ng uwo dwaddy mo dati HAHAHAHA
Jayden:Akala ni dwaddy nagalit si Tita aisha,kase nagwesayn ito sa twabaho sa kampany kong san siwa nagtatwabaho.Tsaka phomontwa daw ito swa amerika.Kaya ayown nalongkot si dwaddy.
Elaisha:bat di niya daw nitawagan si mwommy?
Jayden:nwahihiya daw kase sya tsaka nawala na ang pagiging mwayabang ni Dwaddy.Kaya ayon,di nwa sya naging pwayboy,tumwino na.Tapwos,nagketa sila aftwer twee yirs.
Elaisha: Anyare?
Jayden: ywor mommy was engwage to tito Jairus.And my dwaddy,may asawa na at nabuwo na atho.
Elaisha: ahhnnn cutee
Habang hawak hawak dalawang pisnge nito
Jayden:cute mo talaga
Elaisha:Sira ka!lHSHSJSH ano pa nanware?
Jayden: Aftwer wan yir,naikasal na daw parents mo at naipanganak na ako at pwati ikaw.Kwento lang sakwen to ni dwaddy lahat HAAHAH
Elaisha:Di mwan sila pinagtwagpo,pwede naman nwatin ituloy stworya diba?
Jayden:Syempe naman, I'll marry you Elaisha.
Elaisha: Really?Pwamiss?
Jayden:Yes, I'll marry you I pwamisss.