bandu x expunged

swears

later because idk 

bandu: "omg expunged"

expunged: "what"

bandu: "i pregnant"

expunged: "omg"

bandu: "what do we do"

expunged: "idk"

bandu: "ok"

after the birth

expunged: "ew it ugly"

bandu: "omg ikr"
expunged: "lets kill it"

bandu: "no"

expunged: "why"

bandu: "because yes"

expunged: "oh ok"

at the house

bandu: "umm what do we do with it"

expunged: "idk use google"

bandu: "ok"

after google

bandu: "omg thats hard work"

expunged: "lets put it up for adoption and get a new kid"

bandu: "um ok"

after adoption

expunged: "this one more ugly"
bandu: "wait thats tristan"

tristan: "help"

expunged: "wtf"

bandu: "lets take him"
expunged: "ok"

at home

bandu: "why did dave disown u"

tristan: "because i wanted to play on his phone"
bandu: "oh dang"

expunged: "lol loser"

expunged: "i mean omg so sad"

bandu: "expunged stfu"

expunged: "ok sorry hunny bunny uwu"

bandu: "wth"

tristan: "um"

bandu: "anyway"

bandu: "lets go kill dave"

tristan: "and take his phone?"

bandu: "yes"

tristan: "yay ok"

at dave

dave: "wtf is tristan doing here"

bandu: "we come to kill u"

bandu: "expunged do ur thing"

expunged: "ok"

expunged vore dave

tristan: "wait wheres his phone"

bandu: "oh no"

expunged: "oops"

tristan: "wtf expunged give me his phone"

expunged: "no"
tristan: "yes"

expunged: "no"

tristan: "rn"

expunged: "never"

bandu: "istg expunged give him the phone rn or else we're getting divorced"
expunged: "omg no please"
expunged gives him the phone

expunged: "there"

tristan: "haha loser now i can see all the hot women"

bandu: "wait wtf"