ix. boobies

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Monica, Rachel and Marty stood at the counter in Central Perk, listening to Phoebe and her new boyfriend Roger.

"Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things," Phoebe said with a grin, "Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower."

"That's pretty much it." Roger shrugged.

"Oops." Phoebe frowned.

"But you tell it really well, sweetie." Roger said, rubbing her arm.

"Thanks," Phoebe smiled, "Okay, now go away so we can talk about you."

"Okay. I'll miss you." Roger told her, before going over to sit with the guys.

"Isn't he great?" Phoebe asked with a lovesick smile.

"He's so cute!" Rachel nodded, "And he seems to like you so much."

"I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?" Phoebe said.

"That's always a good thing." Marty nodded.

"So, you think you'll do it on his couch?" Monica asked and they all giggled.

Phoebe thought about it for a moment, "Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl."

"Okaaay," Rachel said, moving them all over to the couch as to change the subject, "Any of you guys want anything else?"

"Could I have another hot chocolate, Rach?" Marty asked, sitting on the floor next  to Scott, who wrapped an arm around her, lightly kissing her temple.

"Of course."

"And me too, Rachel, if you don't mind." Scott added.

"Sure thing." Rachel nodded, smiling as Marty nuzzled into her boyfriend, the man staring down lovingly at her.

Chandler then spoke up, "Oh, yes, Rach, could I have one of those-"

Rachel dryly cut him off, "No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?"

"Okay." Chandler pouted.

"Did I, uh, did I miss something?" Roger asked.

Chandler sighed, "No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies."

Marty's eyebrows shot up, her eyes wide, "You saw her boobies?"

"You what?" Ross spluttered, "Wh-what were you doing seeing her boobies?"

"It was an accident," Chandler defended himself, "Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts."

"Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?" Rachel asked, desperately.

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