the chelsea fc gc | kai havertz

TWENTY-THREE

imessages
kai✌

thea🤍
YOU GOT A FUCKING
HATRICK???

kai✌
maybe👀

thea🤍
DONT PLAY HUMBLE
RN MR. HAVERTZ
thea🤍
YOU JUST GOT YOUR
FIRST HATRICK
FOR CHELSEA!!!

kai✌
yeah i guess😭

thea🤍
"yeah i guess😭" my ass
thea🤍
you should be flexing
that!!!! that was SO SO
good!!

kai✌
i guess so to be
honest 😂. thank
you so much. it
hasn't really sunk
in yet.

thea🤍
you honestly played
so well the whole match.
you should be really
proud of yourself :)

kai✌
thank you :))
wait were you
watching the match?

thea🤍
ahaha yeah!!
the first chelsea match
i've watched and one of
the only football matches
i've ever watched in my life

kai✌
well im honoured
to have scored a
hatrick in the first
chelsea match you
have watched 😂

thea🤍
to be honest i don't
even know what was
going on half the time
thea🤍
i swear you should have
had 4 goals. why didn't they
allow the last one??

kai✌
ohh that's because
it was offside

thea🤍
offside? as in off the
side of the pitch? well
it wasn't, it was definitely
on the pitch 😭

kai✌
thea no🤣🤣
thats not what
it means

thea🤍
then what does it
mean??

kai✌
its quite hard to
explain but if the
ball is passed from
my teammate when
i am past the last
defender of the
opposition team
then it would be
called offside

thea🤍
kai i gotta be honest. you
just spoke a whole lot of
gibberish there😭
i have no clue what you
just said
thea🤍
you should be happy i
even know what a
hatrick is😭

kai✌
yeah i figured as
much 😭 its fine it
doesn't matter that
much. i'm happy
with my hatrick
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made in chelsea : football edition

mounty🗻
guys. i need some
help

thea🤍
oH gOd!! i hope its
not to help decide
what you want for
dinner😟😒😤😫

timo burner
🤣🤣🤣

mounty🗻
fuck off. you're not
funny

thea🤍
timo clearly seems to
think i am🤝

mounty🗻
well timo is stupid

thea🤍
HEY DONT BE MEAN
TO HIM

timo burner
thanks thea🤝

mounty🗻
anyways back to what i
need help with

chilly🌶
wassup bro? what do u
need help with?

reece ‼️
ahh mase's boyfriend
here to support him🥰

mounty🗻
piss off

chilly🌶
piss off

thea🤍
awhhh the boyfriends
are so in sync 🥰🥰🥰

billy balboa 💪
don't think declan will
be happy about this
mase😭😭

chilly🌶
mason's OTHER best
friend🙄🙄

thea🤍
oof im sensing some
tension. love triangle
moment 😬

mounty🗻
u really think ur
funny don't u🤨🤨

thea🤍
yes i do, and what🤨🤨

reece‼️
yknow you two would
actually get on quite well

thea🤍
who me?

reece ‼️
yeahh. you and dec take
the absolute piss out of
mase all the time😭

mounty🗻
oh god
mounty🗻
pls don't introduce them
to each other
mounty🗻
i can only handle one of
them at a time

thea🤍
hmmm in that case, tell
me more about this
declan😏😏😏😏

chilly🌶
well he's the same age
as mase. they've known
each other since they
were like 6 or 7. he's quite
funny but NOT as funny as
i am.

thea🤍
and looks wise??😏😏

chilly🌶
hes a decent looking lad
but NOT as good looking
as me obviously

mounty🗻
wow okay just go ahead
and tell her my life story
why don't u😐😐😐😐

chilly🌶
sure babe x

thea🤍
i might have to get in
contact with this
declan person....

mounty🗻
okAY thats enough for
today. let's wrap up this
conversation.

chilly🌶
why? you don't want
thea to steal your
precious deccy bear🥺🥺

mounty🗻
jealous much😏🙄

captain america
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

thea🤍
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

captain america
omg

thea🤍
TWINS
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JUNO'S NOTES
this is the most
random fucking
chapter ever but
i hope you liked it
and ngl i enjoyed
writing this one

and as it is half
term i felt nice
and decided to
give u guys an
extra update
heheh ;)