(ON HOLD) On a Purgatory High / Sanders Sides / Polysanders

Chapter 8 - Spritz Spritz Bitch

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TW: Joking mentions of spanking and butterfly knives, also getting "attacked"? Really Virgil just gets startled. It's funny, I swear. This chapter's just fluffy, tbh.

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Remus giggled as he bounced around, barely missing a few people as he walked with his back turned. Virgil just sighed at his hyperactive friend, sticking his hands in his pockets to protect his frozen fingers. Screw winter time...

"Since Janny's been here for so long, he has his own house! Sort of like Logan, but Logan has one because he's training to be a teacher." Remus chirped, snapping the emo from his thoughts. Said emo met his eyes, furrowing his brows in confusion.

"How long has Janus been here..?"

"Dunno. Way before I died, that's for sure. He was my mentor, you know!" Virgil blinked, processing this information. Howcome Janus hadn't reincarnated? Or at least become a teacher?

/Why'd he just stay as a student for way over 100 years?/

"That's... Interesting..."

"Yeah, Scales is pretty interesting in general. Can you help me up the roof? I'm going through the chimney."

"There's smoke coming out of that chimney..."

"Great observation, Vitamins. Finally, you've found something that is as hot as me." Remus snickered, trying to haul himself onto the roof... Only to slide down, forcing Virgil to catch him. "So, will you help me or not?"

Virgil scoffed, throwing Remus onto the roof. He never was the strongest, but Remus was still light as a feather, so it wasn't that difficult. "Thank you Vibrator! Now-"

"How many of those nicknames do you have?"

"-go ahead and knock, I'm sure I'll get inside before you!" Remus paused before snickering to himself. "Ooh, kinky."

Virgil chuckled in a rather pained manner. What did he do to deserve this? Why was he stuck with such a sex-obsessed idiot?

Nonetheless, he still rang the doorbell (instead of knocking like Remus had suggested).

A certain scaled man opened up, about to greet Virgil before something was launched into The shorter guys' face. Virgil stumbled back, getting his bearings after being flicked in the face. It hadn't hurt, just... Caught him off guard. Understandably.

Virgil yelped as whatever had hit him in the face latched onto his nose, shaking his head furiously to get it off... Again, it didn't hurt, there were no teeth, but he'd rather not have something latched onto his face. His eyes snapped downward and he screeched as he saw a skinny, thin black figure. What was this thing?! Some sort of winged leech? "Ahh!"

"Lucifer! Bad boy! Sorry, Virge... Remus startled him when he fell down the chimney. It doesn't help that he gets territorial." Janus sighed, gently plucking the small lizard off his face. Now that Virgil could clearly see the animal, it was clearly some sort of tiny lizard with wings.

Huh... A dragon. He hadn't known they were so tiny or harmless... Stories on Earth of them were /much/ different. In fact, if they hadn't just attacked him, Virgil would be cooing at them.

"Bad dragon! Go sit in the fireplace!" Janus hissed, glaring at the pouting reptile , and then Remus when he snickered (for some reason that Virgil didn't really want to think about).

They'd looked absolutely tiny when they were on Janus' finger, they barely even had to coil around the digit to fit! Lucifer whimpered slightly and took off, slowly gliding towards the fireplace. The armoured scales along his back shone as he passed under the chandelier, a shimmering gold, so bright that it almost looked like a metallic mica powder had been dusted onto the tips. The only thing darker than the rest of their solid black skin was their eyes - a gravely dark black that would make even the darkest night skies tint green with envy.