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treehouse - bench trio

"Wait, how many stacks of wood?" Tommy questioned, looking at the intricate blueprints Tubbo'd made earlier.

"Almost seven!" Tubbo called from across the field, attempting to haul a bunch of wood.

Ranboo nodded, regret in his eyes. "I never should've told him about the mega taiga-"

Tommy lightly smacks Ranboo on the head. "No, you shouldn'tve!"

Tubbo yelled from across the field again. "To be fair, that's only the spruce logs!"

"Oh no- I've-I've made a mistake-" Ranboo held his face in his hands.

Tommy looked Ranboo dead in the eyes. "Yes, yes you have."

Ranboo sighed. "I should've kept my mouth shut-"

Tommy nodded. "You should've."

"Well sorry for wanting something to do..." Another sigh.

"Uh- at least you get a treehouse? I dunno, mate-" Tommy shrugged vaguely.

"Yeah- this can be like our little hangout!" Ranboo went more excited.

Tubbo yelled from across the field again. "Come on! This wood won't haul itself!"

"OH PISS OFF, WE'RE ON OUR WAY-" Tommy called.

"Hey!! Watch your language, Tommy," Ranboo said with a mischievous tone as he started walking towards Tubbo.

"Didn't even say anything..." Tommy grumbled, following Ranboo.

"Hey, Tubbo, how much should I carry?" Ranboo asked, starting to pick up some wood.

Tubbo paused for a moment. "As much as you can, I'm not sure how much I'll actually need-"

He picked up 4 stacks, starting to walk back.

"Not leaving any for me? How rude," Tommy teased, picking up the last few stacks.

"Psht- yeah, yeah," he said dismissively.

"Hurry it up, we don't have all day!" Tubbo bleated, growing impatient with the other two.

"Calm down, bud!" Ranboo laughed, flicking his tail.

The goat boy stuck his tongue out. "It's not my fault you're being slow."

"It's not my fault Tommy's slow." He grinned at Tommy.

Tommy flipped Ranboo off. "Piss off, lovebirds."

"Hey!!" Ranboo basically hissed.

Tubbo giggled, shoving the wood he was carrying into a chest by a large tree. "You two are absolutely feral-"

"No, we aren't! Only Tommy is." Ranboo also put his wood in the chest.

Tommy took out his sword and pointed it at Ranboo. "You insulting me, you- you tree-"

"Uh-- sure.. I'm totally a tree." He laughed a little.

"Don't laugh at me! I just couldn't think of a better insult..." Tommy looked away for a moment and Tubbo burst out laughing.

Ranboo started laughing as well. "Well, it wasn't too bad- just know someone once called me an Oreo tree-"

Tommy let out a small snort as Tubbo nearly fell over laughing

"An Oreo tree?" Tommy questioned.

"I am a very handsome Oreo tree." He joined into the laughter.

Tubbo grinned. "The most handsome Oreo tree I've ever met-"

"Piss off, lovebirds," Tommy half teased, flipping the other two off again.

Ranboo chuckled, "You like flipping people off today, huh, Tommy."

Tommy rolled his eyes. "It's not my fault you two're flirting in front of me."

Ranboo went silent, unable to think of a good comeback.

Tubbo giggled slightly as Tommy shoved the wood he'd been carrying into the chest.

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After a while of bickering and teasing, they finally got started on the treehouse, Tommy still making a few rude comments every once in a while. At one point, Tubbo fell from the tree, prompting Tommy to comment: "Aren't goats supposed to be good at climbing?" to which Tubbo retorted, "You know I'm not a mountain goat, right?"

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Tommy looked up to the treehouse from the ground. "That's.... bigger than I thought it'd be-"

Ranboo nodded. "Honestly much bigger than I thought...."

"It's supposed to be this big, why did you think we needed so much wood?" Tubbo asked, looking up at his creation in pride.

"I don't know, honestly." Ranboo shrugged.

Tommy snorted vaguely.

Tubbo looked confused. "Why do you keep snorting?"

"Because I can."

Ranboo sighed, "It makes you sound like a pig-"

Tommy looked Ranboo dead in the eyes. "You've discovered my secret, I've been Techno this whole time-"

Ranboo died laughing, as did Tubbo.

"Tommy, how could you suddenly be Techno? I don't think a potion like that exists..."

Tubbo giggled slightly. "It's a running joke in the family, that if someone snorts and another comments on how they sound like a pig, they've become Techno-"

"Oh- that makes total sense..."

Tommy shook his head. "It's a whole thing- 'm not proud-"

"Yeah, I wouldn't be either." He laughed a little.

Tubbo looked over to Tommy. "You said it started with Wil, yeah?"

Tommy nodded a little. "It was at dinner when I was really little- or so Dadza tells me-"

Ranboo went silent, just listening to Tommy.

"According to Wil, he accidentally snorted at dinner when Techno said something funny- they still won't tell me what- and Techno randomly said, 'Oh no, our cover is blown- Wil's actually been me this whole time-' And ever since then, whenever someone snorts, we have to say we've actually been Techno. And I guess both Wil and Techno started it-"

"Seems... interesting.." Ranboo looked rather amused.

Tubbo smiled. "Dadza's never told me it was both of them. That's interesting."

"Honestly this is really adorable you guys." Ranboo smiled. 

a/n: omg, nova tysm for helping me write this, it was so fun lol

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