dsmp oneshots {requests open}

slightly dangerous - dreamnap

(a/n: this is terrible and also took longer than it should've. my writer's block does not like me-)

"SAPNAP WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

"I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE RIGHT NOW, UHM-"

Sapnap had decided to climb on top of Dream's fridge. Neither of them knew why. Since Sapnap moved in with Dream he'd progressively started doing the most random (and slightly) dangerous things.

"I UNDERSTAND CLIMBING ON TOP OF THE WASHING MACHINE, BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE FRIDGE??"

"UHMMMM- because I can...?"

Dream looked at Sapnap with a look of endeared annoyance. "You may be my best friend, but you're an idiot."

Sapnap grinned. "I know I am."

"Now get down-"

"No."

"Sapnap-"

"Get me down yourself, Dream."

Dream smirked and pulled Sapnap halfway off by the arm. He then grabbed Sapnap by the waist, pulling him down the rest of the way.

Sapnap found himself looking directly into Dream's eyes. They were dark green flecked with gold. "Damn..."

"They're pretty, aren't they?"

"Huh-? Oh, yeah..." Sapnap's gaze dropped. "Your lips are really chapped-"

"They're not as chapped as they seem, I promise." 

"I don't believe you."

"See for yourself."

"What does that mean-?"

"What do you want it to mean?"

"..." Sapnap set his thumb against Dream's bottom lip. "Still pretty chapped."

Dream chuckled vaguely. "Whatever you say, Sap."

"Now put me down please-"

"Aww, no more hugs."

"I can still hug you when you're not holding me-"

"But I like it better like this-"

"You're the worst, you know that right?"

"Yeahh"

They both laughed, and Dream kissed Sapnap on the cheek before setting him down.

"Maybe I didn't make a poor decision moving in with you!"

"Hey-!"