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If there was anything Kim Jisoo was well known for, it certainly wasn't for her tolerance. Hot-tempered and crude mouthed were some of her key characteristic features. She was aware of them, how couldn't she when people constantly pointed it out to her.
Then why didn't Taehyung do the same? Criticize and possibly leave her because of her hostile and confusing nature.
Was it because he wasn't, well human?
Whatever reason it was, he was the first person who'd stayed by her side without a single complain raised about her behavior.
"Dalgom what is the procedure for a bleeding hand here?! I usually would just plaster one of my-"
"WHA-THAT'S A DEEP ASS CUT ON YOUR HAND! YOU'RE BLEEDING OH MY GOD"
"It wasn't intentional Jisoo! I was just trying to chop some strawsies berries into triangles, you know the best shape in existence~"
Taehyung was a handful and Jisoo was short tempered. They were perfect for each other.
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"Next time, you call me to cut them for you. Why would you even-"
"It's alright now, look the butterfly's healing the cut so quick!" Jisoo let out a giggle at that, absent mindedly running her thumb over the alien's bandage. While treating the hand, she could sense his discomfort and pain. Now Kim Jisoo wasn't good with words, but she tried for him and told him that the 'butterfly' bandage would spread its wings over his cut and heal it quicker. Taehyung had laughed cutely at that but nevertheless indulged in the other's childish tactics.
"Well I told you didn't I? Butterflies are very effective, I think Jimin needs to put one over his dirty mouth, the bastard should never speak." The alien roared in laughter, his face contorting in pure glee. Jisoo looked up from his hand that was laying on her lap and at his face of post laughter glow. He was glowing, a light golden halo above his head. In reality it was just some dust specs around his head highlighting due to the sunlight pouring through the window. But Jisoo's brain couldn't register that logic.
He was just magnificent, that's the only reasonable explanation she could gather.
"You have a knack for cracking good jokes."
"M-me?" Never in her twenty four years had anyone complimented her humor. Rather she'd heard things like it was too dry or mean-hearted. But if Taehyung finds her funny then,
*Ding dong!*
"Were you expecting someone?" Jisoo shook her head and got up from the bed onto her feet quick, not even sparing Taehyung another glance as she rushed towards the front door where her loyal Dalgomie already stood by, barking.
"Yes yes, I'm opening the door baby." said Jisoo while ruffling the shih poo's head. She had felt her face heat up when Taehyung complimented her. Maybe this was her lousy luck finally being on her side.
Or not
"Hello love of my life"
Amazing, just when she thought her life couldn't get any more insane
The fanatical lover boy was back. This time with a a stupidly large coat hung over his shoulder and a bouquet of roses of colors she couldn't even pronounce.
"Wasn't last time's public humiliation not enough for you Lee Minhyuk, that you're back again with," she scoffed looking at the 'i <3 jisoo' sign he was holding, "with whatever this is?"
The ash blond just grinned at her as if the woman wasn't just spitting insults at him. Minhyuk blushed like a school girl when Jisoo held his hand out of nowhere.
"Now I'll take this and BURN it. I hope this time, the message is clear to you that I am unfortunately NOT interested in you Minhyuk." Honestly, Jisoo felt bad for being this mean to him but the man just never seemed to get the hint. Or maybe he was just ignoring it.
This all started back when she had first moved to her aunt's farmhouse last year. Everything was just as she'd imagined, beautiful calm and peaceful. She was told that the people here were quite friendly and helpful, especially the neighbors.
What her aunt hadn't mentioned though, was her neighbors' LA return son, who was a part time actor and full time crazy. The day she'd moved into the house, the business major had felt a pair of eyes on her and when Jisoo started looking for the source of those creepy stares, she found herself looking at a not so unattractive yet immensely creepy fellow who looked a little bashful at being caught and sprinted his way back home.
He was pretty harmless most of the time, just few creepy stares and blushy face but that was until their last encounter.
Jisoo had been walking home after a weirdly tiresome day and not having eaten anything significant, decided to walk into Mrs Na's convenience store for a cup of ramen. That was a mistake because right outside the lavender colored store's parking lot, was a huge ass hoarding featuring Jisoo and a badly edited Minhyuk smiling and a bunch of random kids edited in too (the watermark still on those kids' faces btw). In bold italics were the words 'I am her man' printed which seemed like the last straw for the furious woman. Anyways it was a huge huge mess and Jisoo ended up screaming hysterically and almost beating the shit out of the surprised actor, who apparently thought that it was a 'decent way of professing his faithful love' .
Since then, she hadn't heard from him until now. Apparently he was sent to a couple of counselling sessions and had probably returned today by the looks of the suitcases lying on her flower beds.
"Jisoo happy two months-"
"WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER"
"Who's this Jisoo?" Taehyung had been waiting for her and when he realized something was delaying her return, he himself came out to check. Now the weird man in front of him didn't seem too thrilled to see him for some reason and before she could reply, the weirdo cried out.
"Baby, I was only gone for 61 days and you've already found yourself a- a REPLACEMENT!"
"HE'S NOT- WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER YOU DELUSIONAL FREAK"
