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"So how long are you gonna be a pest in my life?"
"I think you're blind human. This furry ball here is the pest, it lives in your house and eats your food-"
"AND HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ANY DIFFERENT?"
Small giggles erupted were filling the room as Taehyung felt silly for having made his human mad again. She was just too easy to provoke, it was a good source of entertainment.
"Can we talk about this over some of that mouth watering salty balloon puffs?"
"Do you mean cheetos?"
"Yes Jisoo, I mean 'cheetahs' "
"Cheetos, and no that's not breakfast. I think I have some oatmeal, healthy eating I guess."
"Should I help~" Taehyung followed the woman to the cabinets, where she stood on the stool to get a good look at their breakfast options. She took out the instant oats box and handed it over the hazel haired who stared at the package with furrowed eyebrows. It only takes five minutes to cook this cereal?
"Now what else do we need..." Taking out some stale strawberries which she forgot to use four days ago, Jisoo placed the other decorative ingredients on the counter and Taehyung, like the curious being just followed her around and tried to imprint the processes and elements for the preparation of the dish in his mind. He could try to make this back home too.
"Would you stop following me? Oh my gosh."
"Well, what am I supposed to do then?"
"Ugh I don't know! Find something else to focus your attention on, just leave me alone." She groaned, pacing around the kitchen floor as she tried to remember if she was missing some other factor in her humble preparation. Taehyung simply rolled his eyes and decided to drag on of the stools to near the counter. He sat with his arms spread on the marble countertop and his head between arms.
"Will this actually take just five minutes?"
"Are you dumb, of course not! It'll take more than that. This is just a marketing gimmick." She said while pouring the wanted amount of oats into the saucepan. She could see the man's open mouth of shock and chuckled under her breath, he was so fascinated by their world. Cute.
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"And you're like the smartest person at your school?"
"I mean, if you say so-"
"You literally said that you consider yourself the smartest like five minutes ago."
The two were sitting on the couch with a random tv show running, serving as bgm for their conversation. Taehyung had burnt his tongue as he had greedily taken a big scoop of oats into his mouth and was now sitting with a strawberry in his mouth to suckle on, apparently it was the remedy. Although Jisoo was ninety nine percent sure that the man was just too addicted to the taste of the sweet fruit.
"This is like heaven, I absolutely love this stressberry so much!"
"S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y"
"Strawberry, right. I could start my cultivation of this berry when I get back, my grades would go so much more higher."
"Yeah, yeah school boy-" Wait, had she just ignored the fact that he'd been saying he's in school for the past five minutes?
"Y-you're in school?"
"Mhmm" He nodded, popping another strawberry into his mouth.
"How old are you!?"
"Oh I'm six!"
Jisoo doesn't really remember when she last lost conscious but she was sure she would right now.
"You're six!"
"Didn't I just say that-"
"HOW CAN YOU BE SIX!? Does that mean I've actually been catering to a kid?" The tawny haired also wanted to add how she had found the alien cute on several occasions and now that technically made her a pedo.
"I got the dumbest human, didn't I?" Taehyung said, sighing as he looked at the woman sitting next to him freaking out, her eyes wide blown and spoon dropped into the bowl. It would take a while to explain things to her it seemed.
"So you do know I'm from another planet right?" Jisoo hesitantly nodded, not sure where this was going.
"And it's far away from earth.
So the time there passes much slower than it does here. Simply put, four earth years equal to one year at Amare. By that logic I am-"
"YOU'RE TWENTY FOUR YOU'RE TWENTY FOUR!" Jisoo had never been happier to have memorized her multiplication table. Honestly, she was just relieved she wasn't a pedophile.
"Correct." He said, a smile plastered on his face as he saw the tawny haired happily gulping down her breakfast. His human was quite a complex character, an interesting one though.
"So you're six and have school. What the hell do they teach you, how to deliver yourselves to random planets?" She said with a chuckle, not expecting the other to actually think hard about it. Taehyung finally looked at her after having thought of a concrete enough reply and spoke.
"I mean in a way, yes."
"What the hell"
"Yeah, actually I launched myself from my school suitcase."
"Suitcase- And launched?" She cried out in confusion, his sentences never failing to baffle her completely. He just looked at her with the tip of strawberry peeking out of his plump lips and shook his head a little.
"Let's keep that story for another time. I need a refill of these ruby fruits~"
His sock padded feet (which were Jisoo's ugliest pair of socks, one with mushroom prints) softly hit the floor as Taehyung jumped onto his feet and skidded his way to kitchen. The woman yelled at him to slow down on the intake as they were stale but he didn't seem to mind.
Until a stomach ache and empty pantry made an appearance on their trouble list.
