"You still didn't tell me how to enroll into that code of brothers!!"
Jisoo just stared at the tsking man in shock. Was he not even gonna acknowledge the fact that she stood up for- whatever, as if that matters. She didn't do it FOR him, it was just rude and offensive and that's the sole reason why she did what she did.
"Human, can you believe hi-"
"Can I believe how you just ignored me after I stood up for you? No, no I can't." Okay maybe she did care, the petty and immature side of hers was out with no constraints.
She hated being the only one to be this affected by the other, one-sided was never her thing.
"What about it Jisoo~" Dalgom's peaceful devouring was yet again interrupted by a scornful cackle, it seemed to be seasoned with saltiness. Jisoo couldn't believe the nerve of him, asking her such a thing while sitting on her couch with a big adoring smile. Disgusting.
"What do you mean 'what about it'?! Shouldn't you like, I don't know, THANK ME-"
"Why am I getting the feeling," Taehyung got up with a start, approaching the unreasonably irritated woman with a small smile ,"that you desire my attention almost all the time? That you want my acknowledgement, my company and you get agitated when you don't receive them," the tawny haired opened her mouth to retaliate and closed it before a word could be spoken, her fingers scratching the corner of her neck in what seemed like embarrassment, "hm, am I right Kim Jisoo?"
Now now now, Jisoo wasn't the one to feel weak in her knees. But this, this sudden playful yet somewhat true words uttered by the alien (in an oh so cocky way) were the reason for her stuttering and flustered state.
"Y-you're not, but you know what you actually are? A MENACE!" She pushed him a little to make space for her dramatic escape but alas, one only has so much power.
"Oh no no no, I've had enough of this push and pull human," too close, way too close for Jisoo's well being. The hazel haired had stooped down to her height, one hand on his bent knees and the other holding her by her arm. The grip wasn't too tight, she could escape if she wanted to.
Then why in the hell was she still standing there like a hypnotized idiot.
"What do you want?" She muttered with gritted teeth. It would have been far more threatening if red wasn't burning up her ears. It was crazy how the man in front of her was just so......indecisive? One moment he'd play the adorable guy and the next thing you know he was pulling some Flynn Rider moves.
"Pastaaa"
"What"
"We didn't really have lunch remember? That weirdo had barged in and everything." The alien stated as a matter-of-factly. While he was walking away towards kitchen, uttering nonsensical stuff, Jisoo was sliding down the glass window with her head in a complete mess. Had she just hallucinated that entire conversation?
"Oh and by the way," She saw him looking sheepish, scratching his head lightly, "don't mind the things I said. I was watching one of those 'dramas'- I think that's what they're called, which were on your watch later list... That's all I did while you went to work, they're quite addictive though. So yeah, I was watching this one in which..." Jisoo had stopped listening just after her brain registered the word 'drama'. So he'd acted out a part from some stupid k-drama? Good gracious, this man was going to be the death of her.
"Ah fuck, I think I have a headache now. Wonderful." She held her head in both hands and got up from her contemplating spot to walk towards her room in hopes of a short nap making the pain disappear. She was so focused on reaching her room that she took no notice of the man absolutely destroying her kitchen with his weird likes. Or maybe she was just too tired to point and scold him about it.
"I should probably make some for the small human too, right Dalgomie?"
*Woof*
"She's very kind, I don't expect many humans to just let a complete stranger live in their homes. Although, I'm a very adjustable guy."
*Woof woof*
"Jisoo's.... pretty cute as well right? Hehe"
*WOOF WOOF*
Taehyung kept on stirring his pot of disaster mindlessly with a goofy smile ever-present on his face, the thought of waking Jisoo up with a bowl of his own creation and then watching her lose her mind over the state of the kitchen,
He was excited.
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Fanfiction❝Knock knock, guess who?❞ ❝Who?❞ ❝Package!❞ ↳In which Jisoo receives a package from another planet. -♡- ⌦a fluff au @jislattae2022 💭