Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments

Just Stop.

A joke book on the Typical Teen Fiction Moments on Wattpad. Don't take it personal if youve done this, though! Some of this is made of obseravtions and my imagination :)
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- Being Hispanic, Indian, or African American is rarer than a bad boy falling for you.

- The bad boy doesn't do anything bad throughout the whole book, yet somehow earns the title of bad boy.

Like, no...

- All names of bad boys are the same. Vincent, Hunter, Myles and Reece.

No other names ladies, you might not get reads!

- I brushed my pearly white teeth in an up and down motion with my minty green Aim toothpaste. Then, I washed my face with my Shea butter Dove and moved my hand in small circles on my forehead slowly, making sure to cover the entire surface of my smooth skin.

Thanks for that useless information on how to get ready in the morning. I couldn't care less.

- She'll blush over the dumbest things ever...

He looked at me and I blushed.

He smiled and I blushed.

He threw me off the town's bridge and I blushed...as I fell to my death.

- Music doesn't exist.

- They only listen to music when they're in bed with the bad boy and they share headphones.

Yup, cause when you're in his house, he doesn't own any headphones what so ever.

- Brothers? Sisters? Mom and Dad?

Nah...

- Living next door to the bad boy must happen a lot in reality! I mean, he can rob a bank and he'll still live right across your bed room.

Jail isn't an option because he's God.

- Hunter and his gang being master criminals and also attending high school?!

That's reality, right?

- Cartoons only exist for the nerdy, hot girls.

- The girl will be white, only white, and just white. Sorry ethnic people, you'll have to wait.

- Prep school, private school, school for the musically gifted, high school for the religiously related, but public schools across the world just disappear as if by magic.

Um, since when...

- He'll be muscular because any other body type is suddenly gone.

- The girl will be portrayed as nerdy and insecure but she'll describe herself as Miranda Kerr.

Okay.

- "Okay?"

"Okay."

OMG, DID JOHN GREEN MAKE A SQUEAL TO THE FAULT IN OUR STARS?!

- He'll be an escaped convict and murder her family but she can still love him like we Augustus.

- His dark green orbs.

His dark blue orbs.

His...uh... yellow orbs.

Yes, because Vincent is a dirty street Pigeon.

- She can fall asleep in two seconds.

- "I love food! I live, eat, and breathe food!

*Boys offer her food and she'll look at them dumbfounded*

- Dancing? No, I only do awkward dances that the bad boy magical sees from my bed room door. You know, because my parents let in random boys up to my bedroom.

Totally normal.

- All her clothes are worth more than my house and your house combined, yet she's supposed to be homeless...

- "I'm so ugly. People call me names as I walk down the street, boys look at me in disgust, and everyone hates me."

*Holds up picture of Selena Gomez*

Are you ready to write a good book, na na na nah...

- I brushed my long, blonde wavy hair.

*Casted as Victoria Justice*

- Washing my creamy, silky skin.

I didn't know that you turned into a bed spread 0.o

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The nerve of some people...

Anyways, thanks for reading my story and thanks for all the support! I hope you liked it ;)

Biyeee

Xoxo,

A.J.

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