Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments

No. Just No.

- May these girls and boys of Teen Fiction never eat a meal.

- Religion? Once your warped into a TF, religion no longer exist for the billions of people who believe...

- Her clothes are described with such great grammar and detail but she only describes the bad boy as 'hot'.

- She apparently doesn't know that she speaks out loud like an average human.

I wish I could go to the mall today, but that cute guy Reece will be there. Man, I wish I could be his and we could have children together. If I had his babies, I'd be the luckiest girl in the world-

"You realize you're talking out loud, right?" My friend said. I gasped and slapped my hand over my mouth.

Did I just say all of this out loud?!

YOU SAID A WHOLE FRIKIN PARAGRAPH AND YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD ?!

- The girl has two best friends but would rather spend time with Hunter and his five guy friends.

- She can hang out with five sexy guys and have no problem talking but gets nervous talking to other normal classmates.

- Her school turns to the school of models and everyone is beautiful and sculpted by Greek Gods but she's the only ugly one...

*Slowly holds up picture of Beyoncé at the Grammy's*

- "I get bullied constantly!"

*Boys call her ugly once in her three years of high school*

- "Food. Is. Life."

*Looks at pizza with question*

- Dresses and heels are the only thing she owns.

- Skinny jeans and ballet flats 👌

- His life will be messed up, scarred, and suicidal with scars that nobody can change.

Oh wait, a hot nerdy girl speaks to him for a day and he's completely healed.

- CALLING ALL SEXY BOYS, PLEASE ATTEND SEXY ACADEM AND SPOT THE UGLIEST GIRL WITH GLASSES AND SPEAK TO HER FOR FIVE MINUTES! YOU'RE 100% GUARANTEED TO FALL IN LOVE.

Um, no.

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