Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments

He's hot tho

- Sing alongs in a car.

- The parents leave to a random place in Earth and leave there one an only daughter with a known womanizer known as Hunter.

Okay.

- "Mom, can I spend all my time with a boy you've never heard about."

"Sure. Who is he, though."

"He breaks and enters, trespasses, had a abandoned father, his mom is super nice and seems to ignore the fact that her only son is a serial killer but oh yeah, he's hot."

My mother gave me a blank look and sighed.

"Okay."

A certain Vine video popped into my mind but I can't say it because "it's racist." But it's really not...

- "Hi, Mary-"

"Detention!"

Bad boy:

"Mr. Litman, I hate you and I wish your wife would get cancer and die immediately. Oh, and your shoes are ugly."

"Oh. My. God. MY SHOES ARE UGLY?! Thanks for the constructive criticism and may you be blessed with a six pack.

- My slim, average body.

*Picture of Kim Kardashian*

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I'm in the salon and Im sweating bullets. They decide to crank the heat to Maximum and kill me. Omg, the dyer is my new arch nemesis and if I have to be here any longer, I'll scream!

39 minutes later:

So, I screamed and the lady looked at me funny. The metal part of the hair clip burned my ear and when I asked her for ear protectors, she nodded and wrapped a towel over my head.

-______-

Really? The towel ended up slipping off my head and on to my face.

Done. With. Life.