Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments

So... typical.

Bigger. Better. Typical.
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- If the bathroom isn't inside her bedroom it isn't a real, authentic Wattpad teen fiction.

- There will always be that one author who changes the plot in the middle of the story.

- Wattpad is only thriving because of: a) Hairy Stiles fan fiction and b) teen fiction involving bad boys.

- The Bad Boy Lives in my Basement?!

The new novel I'm workin on 😂

- "Vincent, save me!"

"Hunter, rescue me!"

"Police! Oh no, wait, I need an incredibly sexy bad boy to save me... Don't touch me."

- I threw my hair in messy bun.

- I threw myself in the shower.

- I threw myself into the kitchen& waved to my sexy neighbor.

- * Insert whole life story *

I am Hailey Morgan and I am seventeen years old. I am shy and awkward and I like reading and nerdy video games. Some people even say I look like Victoria Justice even though I get called ugly by my peers... and everyone on the street.

- Feelings aren't realized until the last chapter of the book for some stupid ass reason nobody knows.

- I have thick wavy, brown hair.

- Thick wavy, blonde hair.

If you have any other hair style, you are a steaming hot mess 🙅

- Is it me or is Wattpad becoming a cliche whirl pool?

- "Vincent... I am a virgin. I can't even look at a movie sex scene."

He pauses and gives me a sincere look. I blush as I watch him drop his pants. My panties drop, tuck themselves in his drawers and I become a sex animal.

TF ?!

- A best friend named Ali or Alison.
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