How to write a Teen fiction in just ten steps:
1. Make a sexy bad boy. His name should be Vincent, Hunter, Myles, Ryder, Kitchen Blade, or Harry Styles.
No other names, though, because they don't sound sexy enough.
2. Make the girl with long wavy hair. Her hair could be curly but if it's straight then may you be cursed and get no reads.
3. Everyone must look like a model. Don't make average teenage girls or boys because that would be illegal.
4. Eating isn't allowed.
5. Make the good girl and the bad boy share headphones. Oh and for good measure, make him not own any headphones what so ever - even though he owns an iPhone 6 which comes with the best set ever.
6. He can't dare have normal eyes, either! He can only have orbs.
7. Make him slightly possessive and sarcastic.
...Because all bad boys are sarcastic and possessive.
8. The girl has to be good in order for him to fall for her. She has to be focused on her work, diligent, and complete dedicated to Harvard.
9. He can have three friends that he never departs from but when the good girl comes along, make him forget all about them.
She's God, of course!
10. Make the cover Francisco Lachowick or however you spell his name. He's the only hot guy on Earth so use his picture before anything.
Now go to the Create section of Wattpad and type away! You have your guideline, so now run to make a sexy Vincent and Hunter! RUN, RUN, RUUN!!!!
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Xoxo,
AJ
P.s. This isn't to make fun of anyone's work or anything. This is just what I see when I go to Teen Fiction. All these are are opinions, don't take this personal and try to kill me.
P.s.s Any fans of One Direction?
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Typical, Dumb Teen Fiction Moments
UmorismoI write about typical Teen Fiction moments on Wattpad, and you agree. ... And trust me you'll agree. [ humor] [ teen fiction ]
